or some hugs and, um, featherpats
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Nov 06, 2009 12:08:49 pm PST #29608 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Atropa - Nov 06, 2009 12:11:36 pm PST #29609 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Could someone just hook me up with the Rich Guys Who Are into Overweight Smart Blondes and Want to Take Care of Them for Life Network?
If I had their contact info, I'd give it to you people. Me, I just want to win a very big lottery payout. I am not meant for a day job (even though I'm pretty good at mine)! I am meant to be a fabulously wealthy eccentric!
Schedule your good cry for when you get home and then have a nice bath and eat some chocolate.
This is a really good plan.
EpicTangent - Nov 06, 2009 12:13:19 pm PST #29610 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Boy, howdy, I'd like that hook-up, too, pleaseandthankyou.
Once I find it, I promise to send you a link.
Y'know, I'm a true believer that money can't buy happiness - but it sure as hell can remove a lot of obstacles to happiness.
(A visit from the Healthy Family Members Fairy also would be welcome)
EpicTangent - Nov 06, 2009 12:14:41 pm PST #29611 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Me, I just want to win a very big lottery payout.
I'd settle for this as Plan B.
sj - Nov 06, 2009 12:15:42 pm PST #29612 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{Epic}}}
Kathy A - Nov 06, 2009 12:16:23 pm PST #29613 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Give me the winning lottery ticket--sugar daddies are all well-and-good, but they can dump you as fast as they find you, and if they die while you're still hooked up, well, just ask Anna Nicole Smith's ghost what can happen to you then.
ChiKat - Nov 06, 2009 12:16:27 pm PST #29614 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Once I find it, I promise to send you a link.
Same here!
Me, I just want to win a very big lottery payout.
That would work, too.
EpicTangent - Nov 06, 2009 12:24:02 pm PST #29615 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
just ask Anna Nicole Smith's ghost what can happen to you then.
I could do a reality show too! Is there a market for a reality show about someone who works full time, goes to school full time, shops at Target, and reads and watches TV a lot? ::tries to think of catchy title for show::
Toddson - Nov 06, 2009 12:25:10 pm PST #29616 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
The REAL Real Life?
Miracleman - Nov 06, 2009 12:28:26 pm PST #29617 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Yeah, yeah, back to Little Shop of Horrors...
(Just kidding. Hugs and, uh, whatever the, uh, the pats thing that, you know, the, uh...yeah.)
I played the Dentist twice. I know, go ahead, gasp with surprise. Once you've gotten over your impressive display of sarcasm, you can come back.
In fact, I have been known (once I get a couple of drinks in me) to do the song. If I have backup singers.
Something to think about for F2F.