'Objects In Space'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
. My alarm is "Going Through the Motions" because it really REALLY captures how I feel about morning.
Oh, hey, that's a good one.
So you'll all go ahead and take my word for it and make with the virtual love and strong liquor, si?
Oh, sweetie. {{{{{{{{{{epic}}}}}}}}}}}
Check it: you can download the Jeeves "Good morning, sir" messages for only $15 bucks or so from the clock manufacturer. [link] Why don't they offer the "madam" ones?
Some of the things I managed not to say over the past couple of days:
Yes, I understand that you want to know when you can see the exhibitors. That's why I told you in our first conversation when the exhibit hall is open. The EXHIBIT hall is where the EXHIBITors are.
You don't have to give me your complete identification, your company name, your location, and a complete history of your relationship with the association. Just ask for the information you need and let me answer the three other people who are calling (probably with the same question).
The conference starts tomorrow. No, you can't get a refund. You couldn't have gotten a refund if you'd called yesterday. Or the day before. If you didn't want to come to the conference, why did you register and pay?
No, we're not having a conference for 1,500 people in our office. That's why we have the name of the conference center, driving directions, and floor plans of the center in the brochure you're waving at me.
Toddson, the stupidity of people never ceases to dumbfound.
Shit I actually said today in a meeting:
Would you like to finish the explanation or do you just want to interrupt me when I get it wrong?
Unsurprisingly, he chose the latter.
Crotchety old weasel fart. I STG he withholds information just so he can correct people. Can't retire soon enough.
{{{Epic}}} Schedule your good cry for when you get home and then have a nice bath and eat some chocolate. It works for me!
{{{epic}}} All kinds of hugs, hairpats, kleenex, ice cream, and booze sent your way.
Schedule your good cry for when you get home and then have a nice bath and eat some chocolate.
This plan has potential.
Could someone just hook me up with the Rich Guys Who Are into Overweight Smart Blondes and Want to Take Care of Them for Life Network? I am SOOO ready to become a Kept Woman. Srsly.
We should line you up a choice selection, Epic. (And then I'll take one of the left-overs who isn't choosy about hair color.)
gets in line for benefactor.
I'm unparticular as to the gender of my rich person.
So you'll all go ahead and take my word for it and make with the virtual love and strong liquor, si?
{{{Epic}}}
::wishes she could conjure up the perfect wealthy Cabana Boy::
I'm unparticular as to the gender of my rich person.
And Laga increases her odds.
::wishes she could conjure up the perfect wealthy Cabana Boy::
::wishes she had the power to grant Barb's wishes::