Schedule your good cry for when you get home and then have a nice bath and eat some chocolate.

This plan has potential.

Could someone just hook me up with the Rich Guys Who Are into Overweight Smart Blondes and Want to Take Care of Them for Life Network? I am SOOO ready to become a Kept Woman. Srsly.

We should line you up a choice selection, Epic. (And then I'll take one of the left-overs who isn't choosy about hair color.)

gets in line for benefactor.

I'm unparticular as to the gender of my rich person.

So you'll all go ahead and take my word for it and make with the virtual love and strong liquor, si?

{{{Epic}}}

::wishes she could conjure up the perfect wealthy Cabana Boy::

I'm unparticular as to the gender of my rich person.

And Laga increases her odds.

::wishes she could conjure up the perfect wealthy Cabana Boy::

::wishes she had the power to grant Barb's wishes::

Here's some cuteness for those who are bored or just in need - it's a baby owl. [link]

Semi-related, there's a blog devoted to tattoos of owls (hey Calli!). [link]

I'm unparticular as to the gender of my rich person.

t gets in line behind Laga

Could someone just hook me up with the Rich Guys Who Are into Overweight Smart Blondes and Want to Take Care of Them for Life Network?

Boy, howdy, I'd like that hook-up, too, pleaseandthankyou.

it's a baby owl.

That is too cute to be real.

Baby owl is adorable.

And can I also sign up for the ... well, he doesn't have to be wealthy. At this point I'd settle for someone who can support himself and picks up his own socks.

That is too cute to be real.

It looks like a Japanese cartoonist invented it.