{{{epic}}} All kinds of hugs, hairpats, kleenex, ice cream, and booze sent your way.
One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - Nov 06, 2009 11:41:31 am PST #29596 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
EpicTangent - Nov 06, 2009 11:50:27 am PST #29597 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Schedule your good cry for when you get home and then have a nice bath and eat some chocolate.
This plan has potential.
Could someone just hook me up with the Rich Guys Who Are into Overweight Smart Blondes and Want to Take Care of Them for Life Network? I am SOOO ready to become a Kept Woman. Srsly.
Calli - Nov 06, 2009 11:53:03 am PST #29598 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
We should line you up a choice selection, Epic. (And then I'll take one of the left-overs who isn't choosy about hair color.)
Laga - Nov 06, 2009 11:54:23 am PST #29599 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
gets in line for benefactor.
I'm unparticular as to the gender of my rich person.
Barb - Nov 06, 2009 11:54:40 am PST #29600 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
So you'll all go ahead and take my word for it and make with the virtual love and strong liquor, si?
{{{Epic}}}
::wishes she could conjure up the perfect wealthy Cabana Boy::
EpicTangent - Nov 06, 2009 11:59:25 am PST #29601 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I'm unparticular as to the gender of my rich person.
And Laga increases her odds.
::wishes she could conjure up the perfect wealthy Cabana Boy::
::wishes she had the power to grant Barb's wishes::
smonster - Nov 06, 2009 12:02:07 pm PST #29602 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Here's some cuteness for those who are bored or just in need - it's a baby owl. [link]
![[link]](http://media.photobucket.com/image/cute%20owls/ryaken/aloe/Baby_Scops_Owl_III_by_makibird.jpg){kind=link}
Semi-related, there's a blog devoted to tattoos of owls (hey Calli!). [link]
I'm unparticular as to the gender of my rich person.
t gets in line behind Laga
ChiKat - Nov 06, 2009 12:02:17 pm PST #29603 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Could someone just hook me up with the Rich Guys Who Are into Overweight Smart Blondes and Want to Take Care of Them for Life Network?
Boy, howdy, I'd like that hook-up, too, pleaseandthankyou.
-t - Nov 06, 2009 12:05:45 pm PST #29604 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
it's a baby owl.
That is too cute to be real.
Toddson - Nov 06, 2009 12:06:47 pm PST #29605 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Baby owl is adorable.
And can I also sign up for the ... well, he doesn't have to be wealthy. At this point I'd settle for someone who can support himself and picks up his own socks.