She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Nov 06, 2009 11:40:42 am PST #29594 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Toddson, the stupidity of people never ceases to dumbfound.

Shit I actually said today in a meeting:

Would you like to finish the explanation or do you just want to interrupt me when I get it wrong?

Unsurprisingly, he chose the latter.

Crotchety old weasel fart. I STG he withholds information just so he can correct people. Can't retire soon enough.


Glamcookie - Nov 06, 2009 11:41:11 am PST #29595 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{Epic}}} Schedule your good cry for when you get home and then have a nice bath and eat some chocolate. It works for me!


ChiKat - Nov 06, 2009 11:41:31 am PST #29596 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{{epic}}} All kinds of hugs, hairpats, kleenex, ice cream, and booze sent your way.


EpicTangent - Nov 06, 2009 11:50:27 am PST #29597 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Schedule your good cry for when you get home and then have a nice bath and eat some chocolate.

This plan has potential.

Could someone just hook me up with the Rich Guys Who Are into Overweight Smart Blondes and Want to Take Care of Them for Life Network? I am SOOO ready to become a Kept Woman. Srsly.


Calli - Nov 06, 2009 11:53:03 am PST #29598 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

We should line you up a choice selection, Epic. (And then I'll take one of the left-overs who isn't choosy about hair color.)


Laga - Nov 06, 2009 11:54:23 am PST #29599 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

gets in line for benefactor.

I'm unparticular as to the gender of my rich person.


Barb - Nov 06, 2009 11:54:40 am PST #29600 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

So you'll all go ahead and take my word for it and make with the virtual love and strong liquor, si?

{{{Epic}}}

::wishes she could conjure up the perfect wealthy Cabana Boy::


EpicTangent - Nov 06, 2009 11:59:25 am PST #29601 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I'm unparticular as to the gender of my rich person.

And Laga increases her odds.

::wishes she could conjure up the perfect wealthy Cabana Boy::

::wishes she had the power to grant Barb's wishes::


smonster - Nov 06, 2009 12:02:07 pm PST #29602 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Here's some cuteness for those who are bored or just in need - it's a baby owl. [link]

Semi-related, there's a blog devoted to tattoos of owls (hey Calli!). [link]

I'm unparticular as to the gender of my rich person.

t gets in line behind Laga


ChiKat - Nov 06, 2009 12:02:17 pm PST #29603 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Could someone just hook me up with the Rich Guys Who Are into Overweight Smart Blondes and Want to Take Care of Them for Life Network?

Boy, howdy, I'd like that hook-up, too, pleaseandthankyou.