Sorry about the murderizing of the spelling of Gujarati.
You were close! Gujarati means from the state of Gujarat.
One of Liv's classmates is Indian, P-C. I'll ask her mom is she knows any nice Indian girls to send your way. Cool, nerdy and preferably Gujarati.
Heh, thanks. I mean, this is the thing. I am being found potential future wives by people who BARELY KNOW ME. An uncle here, an uncle's uncle's daughter's friend's classmate's aunt's dog's previous owner's brother there. This whole process is stupid. I have no idea what they're looking for and why they think any of these girls would be interested in me. And I'm not sure how to describe what sort of girl I'm looking for to my mom. I have tried and clearly failed multiple times. I'm not sure what I would say, exactly. But you have a better idea of who would actually like me than my mom.
I have found some Indian girls on OKCupid but haven't worked up the nerve to send a message. Especially since some "reply very selectively."
If your mom can wait another 20 years, Shrika is going to be gorgeous when she grows up.
Ha. MM, break out the SORAS-o-Matic!
MM, break out the SORAS-o-Matic!
Yeah, we uh, we had an issue with that. Um.
Well, to tell the truth, Dick Cheney's only 11 years old. His puberty lasted 36 seconds and warped him for all time.
Just notarized a Verification of Domestic Partnership" so that my co-workers partner could be covered under her medical benefits.
awww!
Date a boy. After that she'll be happy to settle for a white she-devil.
Is there an indian equivalent of shiksa goddess?
Date a boy. After that she'll be happy to settle for a white she-devil.
God, yes. The Girl's parents are so busy being annoyed I'm a Woman, they've completely missed the Not A Jew thing.
(Edit, because in this particular context, The Girl's parents are annoyed, not annoying. And that was a total Freudian slip.)
My parents are going to a Halloween party, and I thought my dad's costume was a cute and clever idea. He's wearing a pizza box, a cowbell with no clapper, and a blue ribbon.
...give up?
He's a
No-bell Pizza Prize
.
My sister, for her party, glued Jolly Ranchers and such to bandaids and stuck them on her arms. Yep, she's going as Arm Candy.
The Girl's parents are so busy being annoyed I'm a Woman, they've completely missed the Not A Jew thing.
t this is where I say something witty about a circumcised penis that won't formulate right in my head right now
Well, she can point out she doesn't have a foreskin.
Haaaaa, smonster, that is a great costume.
God, yes. The Girl's parents are so busy being annoyed I'm a Woman, they've completely missed the Not A Jew thing.
I've often been tempted to see which one of my mother's bigotries would win out - which is worse, her daughter in an interracial couple or with a girl? Of course, black girl FTW but I haven't dated one yet. I did date an African American boy once but not long enough for him to meet the folks or even tell them about it (that was before "Coming Out the Sequel: I'm Bisexual!"). (And silly, KBD and I don't count as interracial. He's just ASIAN!! @@)
