This money, it is too much. You should have some small refund.

Niska ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Oct 30, 2009 11:48:33 am PDT #28730 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Just notarized a Verification of Domestic Partnership" so that my co-workers partner could be covered under her medical benefits.

awww!

Date a boy. After that she'll be happy to settle for a white she-devil.

Is there an indian equivalent of shiksa goddess?


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 30, 2009 11:52:46 am PDT #28731 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Date a boy. After that she'll be happy to settle for a white she-devil.

God, yes. The Girl's parents are so busy being annoyed I'm a Woman, they've completely missed the Not A Jew thing.

(Edit, because in this particular context, The Girl's parents are annoyed, not annoying. And that was a total Freudian slip.)


Typo Boy - Oct 30, 2009 11:53:00 am PDT #28732 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

smonster - Oct 30, 2009 11:55:37 am PDT #28733 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

My parents are going to a Halloween party, and I thought my dad's costume was a cute and clever idea. He's wearing a pizza box, a cowbell with no clapper, and a blue ribbon.

...give up?

He's a No-bell Pizza Prize .

My sister, for her party, glued Jolly Ranchers and such to bandaids and stuck them on her arms. Yep, she's going as Arm Candy.


Aims - Oct 30, 2009 11:55:47 am PDT #28734 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The Girl's parents are so busy being annoyed I'm a Woman, they've completely missed the Not A Jew thing.

t this is where I say something witty about a circumcised penis that won't formulate right in my head right now


Gudanov - Oct 30, 2009 11:57:19 am PDT #28735 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Well, she can point out she doesn't have a foreskin.


Polter-Cow - Oct 30, 2009 11:58:21 am PDT #28736 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Haaaaa, smonster, that is a great costume.


smonster - Oct 30, 2009 12:00:44 pm PDT #28737 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

God, yes. The Girl's parents are so busy being annoyed I'm a Woman, they've completely missed the Not A Jew thing.

I've often been tempted to see which one of my mother's bigotries would win out - which is worse, her daughter in an interracial couple or with a girl? Of course, black girl FTW but I haven't dated one yet. I did date an African American boy once but not long enough for him to meet the folks or even tell them about it (that was before "Coming Out the Sequel: I'm Bisexual!"). (And silly, KBD and I don't count as interracial. He's just ASIAN!! @@)


Vortex - Oct 30, 2009 12:03:03 pm PDT #28738 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

(And silly, KBD and I don't count as interracial. He's just ASIAN!! @@)

of course it's not interracial, Asians are the good minority! @@. I had a friend who dated a black guy and her mother actually said "if you can't date a white boy, can you at least date a nice oriental boy?"


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 30, 2009 12:05:33 pm PDT #28739 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Well, she can point out she doesn't have a foreskin.

*snerk*

I've often been tempted to see which one of my mother's bigotries would win out - which is worse, her daughter in an interracial couple or with a girl?

Sometimes it's suprising. Upon finding out about me, TG's 80-year-old grandmother was just delighted she wasn't marrying a black man.

And you should so try out a few experiments to see which prejudice wins!