'Underneath'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Date a boy. After that she'll be happy to settle for a white she-devil.
God, yes. The Girl's parents are so busy being annoyed I'm a Woman, they've completely missed the Not A Jew thing.
(Edit, because in this particular context, The Girl's parents are annoyed, not annoying. And that was a total Freudian slip.)
My parents are going to a Halloween party, and I thought my dad's costume was a cute and clever idea. He's wearing a pizza box, a cowbell with no clapper, and a blue ribbon.
...give up?
He's a No-bell Pizza Prize .
My sister, for her party, glued Jolly Ranchers and such to bandaids and stuck them on her arms. Yep, she's going as Arm Candy.
The Girl's parents are so busy being annoyed I'm a Woman, they've completely missed the Not A Jew thing.
t this is where I say something witty about a circumcised penis that won't formulate right in my head right now
Well, she can point out she doesn't have a foreskin.
Haaaaa, smonster, that is a great costume.
God, yes. The Girl's parents are so busy being annoyed I'm a Woman, they've completely missed the Not A Jew thing.
I've often been tempted to see which one of my mother's bigotries would win out - which is worse, her daughter in an interracial couple or with a girl? Of course, black girl FTW but I haven't dated one yet. I did date an African American boy once but not long enough for him to meet the folks or even tell them about it (that was before "Coming Out the Sequel: I'm Bisexual!"). (And silly, KBD and I don't count as interracial. He's just ASIAN!! @@)
(And silly, KBD and I don't count as interracial. He's just ASIAN!! @@)
of course it's not interracial, Asians are the good minority! @@. I had a friend who dated a black guy and her mother actually said "if you can't date a white boy, can you at least date a nice oriental boy?"
Well, she can point out she doesn't have a foreskin.
*snerk*
I've often been tempted to see which one of my mother's bigotries would win out - which is worse, her daughter in an interracial couple or with a girl?
Sometimes it's suprising. Upon finding out about me, TG's 80-year-old grandmother was just delighted she wasn't marrying a black man.
And you should so try out a few experiments to see which prejudice wins!
of course it's not interracial, Asians are the good minority! @@. I had a friend who dated a black guy and her mother actually said "if you can't date a white boy, can you at least date a nice oriental boy?"
My mom says, "No BMMW." Meaning Black, Mexican, Muslim, or White.