Date a boy. After that she'll be happy to settle for a white she-devil.
Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Typo Boy - Oct 30, 2009 11:27:10 am PDT #28725 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 30, 2009 11:31:28 am PDT #28726 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I'm getting really sick of defending my life on multiple fronts. Next time it comes up, I hope to be able to have the gumption to say, "Look, there is the issue of Why Am I Not Married and the issue of Why Am I Not a Good and Proper Hindu. THESE ARE TWO SEPARATE ISSUES. If you bring up the latter in the context of the former again, I will hang up."
You seem like you're getting there!
Are you two even allowed to have children?
I suspect this is why they had to leave Columbus.
Cashmere - Oct 30, 2009 11:32:08 am PDT #28727 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Are you two even allowed to have children?
You've seen the results!
One of Liv's classmates is Indian, P-C. I'll ask her mom is she knows any nice Indian girls to send your way. Cool, nerdy and preferably Gujarati. If your mom can wait another 20 years, Shrika is going to be gorgeous when she grows up.
Polter-Cow - Oct 30, 2009 11:39:57 am PDT #28728 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Sorry about the murderizing of the spelling of Gujarati.
You were close! Gujarati means from the state of Gujarat.
One of Liv's classmates is Indian, P-C. I'll ask her mom is she knows any nice Indian girls to send your way. Cool, nerdy and preferably Gujarati.
Heh, thanks. I mean, this is the thing. I am being found potential future wives by people who BARELY KNOW ME. An uncle here, an uncle's uncle's daughter's friend's classmate's aunt's dog's previous owner's brother there. This whole process is stupid. I have no idea what they're looking for and why they think any of these girls would be interested in me. And I'm not sure how to describe what sort of girl I'm looking for to my mom. I have tried and clearly failed multiple times. I'm not sure what I would say, exactly. But you have a better idea of who would actually like me than my mom.
I have found some Indian girls on OKCupid but haven't worked up the nerve to send a message. Especially since some "reply very selectively."
If your mom can wait another 20 years, Shrika is going to be gorgeous when she grows up.
Ha. MM, break out the SORAS-o-Matic!
Miracleman - Oct 30, 2009 11:45:50 am PDT #28729 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
MM, break out the SORAS-o-Matic!
Yeah, we uh, we had an issue with that. Um.
Well, to tell the truth, Dick Cheney's only 11 years old. His puberty lasted 36 seconds and warped him for all time.
Vortex - Oct 30, 2009 11:48:33 am PDT #28730 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Just notarized a Verification of Domestic Partnership" so that my co-workers partner could be covered under her medical benefits.
awww!
Date a boy. After that she'll be happy to settle for a white she-devil.
Is there an indian equivalent of shiksa goddess?
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 30, 2009 11:52:46 am PDT #28731 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Date a boy. After that she'll be happy to settle for a white she-devil.
God, yes. The Girl's parents are so busy being annoyed I'm a Woman, they've completely missed the Not A Jew thing.
(Edit, because in this particular context, The Girl's parents are annoyed, not annoying. And that was a total Freudian slip.)
Typo Boy - Oct 30, 2009 11:53:00 am PDT #28732 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
smonster - Oct 30, 2009 11:55:37 am PDT #28733 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
My parents are going to a Halloween party, and I thought my dad's costume was a cute and clever idea. He's wearing a pizza box, a cowbell with no clapper, and a blue ribbon.
...give up?
He's a No-bell Pizza Prize .
My sister, for her party, glued Jolly Ranchers and such to bandaids and stuck them on her arms. Yep, she's going as Arm Candy.
Aims - Oct 30, 2009 11:55:47 am PDT #28734 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
The Girl's parents are so busy being annoyed I'm a Woman, they've completely missed the Not A Jew thing.
t this is where I say something witty about a circumcised penis that won't formulate right in my head right now