'Why We Fight'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
If all those Hello Kittys were alive, it would only take them seconds to eat her.
I dimly remember reading somewhere that being locked in a cage full was feral cats was a recognized means of execution in Germany in the middle ages. Some stranger said it on the internet, so it must be true.
So the girl I met in Dallas last week is not interested, which doesn't surprise me. It didn't seem like she was actually into me in any way. Just like every other girl my parents have found.
My mom asked if I wanted to go to India this December. "Yeah, right," I said. She pointed out wives my cousins had gotten from India and said they were nice, weren't they? "Yeah, they're nice, but I wouldn't want to marry them." She was just making the point that there are nice girls in India too. That seemed to be the only recourse since they were having no luck finding me a girl in America.
"And anything I ask you to do, you won't do it," she said. "You won't pray to God, since you're God."
"Fu—" Seriously, I was this close to saying, "FUCK YOU." Instead I said, "I will do actual things. Not a bunch of praying I don't believe in. That doesn't help anybody, God!"
Silence, silence, and then I said I had to get back to work and hung up.
You heard it here, folks: if only I believed in God, I would be married by now.
smonster, for one, embraces the arrival of our robotic overlords and cannot wait to smish them and eat their widdle tootsie, nom nom!
As long as they're not Colonel Tigh's.
if only I believed in God, I would be married by now.
Polter's Wager
if only I believed in God, I would be married by now.
1. I am approx. twice your age.
2. I believe in God.
3. I am single.
Hmmmmm.....use me as a rebuttal argument if you like.
And I don't even consider myself an atheist, only agnostic, but it's all the same to them. Because clearly I believe I am God and above everyone else. Sometimes my parents are extra crazy.
ChiKat, you'd be married if only you'd fast for eleven Tuesdays straight and repeat this one mantra eleven times a day.
I'm a non-believer and I've been married, like forever.
I believe in several gods, and yet I do not have several spouses. Or one.
I'm a non-believer and I've been married, like forever.
Yeah, but your wife prays. You're probably the answer to her prayers.
I'm agnostic, but have had several spouses. I would fast for 11 Tuesdays if would help your cause, P-C. I could use the fasting and I would tell the universe it was for finding a most excellent potential wife for you. I might mess things up and only repeat the mantra like 9 times and you would only get a so-so wife, so don't get your hopes up too high.