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Don't you have an elsewhere to be?

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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.

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Polter-Cow - Oct 30, 2009 10:56:08 am PDT #28700 of 30000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And I don't even consider myself an atheist, only agnostic, but it's all the same to them. Because clearly I believe I am God and above everyone else. Sometimes my parents are extra crazy.

ChiKat, you'd be married if only you'd fast for eleven Tuesdays straight and repeat this one mantra eleven times a day.

Gudanov - Oct 30, 2009 10:56:13 am PDT #28701 of 30000

Coding and Sleeping

I'm a non-believer and I've been married, like forever.

Calli - Oct 30, 2009 10:58:09 am PDT #28702 of 30000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I believe in several gods, and yet I do not have several spouses. Or one.

DavidS - Oct 30, 2009 11:01:19 am PDT #28703 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm a non-believer and I've been married, like forever.

Yeah, but your wife prays. You're probably the answer to her prayers.

Laura - Oct 30, 2009 11:05:05 am PDT #28704 of 30000

Our wings are not tired.

I'm agnostic, but have had several spouses. I would fast for 11 Tuesdays if would help your cause, P-C. I could use the fasting and I would tell the universe it was for finding a most excellent potential wife for you. I might mess things up and only repeat the mantra like 9 times and you would only get a so-so wife, so don't get your hopes up too high.

Nora Deirdre - Oct 30, 2009 11:06:17 am PDT #28705 of 30000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm married to an atheist!

Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 30, 2009 11:06:29 am PDT #28706 of 30000

"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Yeah, but your wife prays. You're probably the answer to her prayers.

My Girl, the Jewish atheist, gets more than a little disgruntled when I suggest (mainly mockingly) that she's the answer to mine.

Hil R. - Oct 30, 2009 11:06:51 am PDT #28707 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I believe and I am still unmarried.

Gudanov - Oct 30, 2009 11:07:01 am PDT #28708 of 30000

Coding and Sleeping

Because clearly I believe I am God and above everyone else.

Just remember the important lesson from Ghostbusters.

amych - Oct 30, 2009 11:07:26 am PDT #28709 of 30000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I do believe in fairies.

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