I'm a non-believer and I've been married, like forever.
Yeah, but your wife prays. You're probably the answer to her prayers.
Hello? Gay now!
Willow ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Oct 30, 2009 11:01:19 am PDT #28703 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Laura - Oct 30, 2009 11:05:05 am PDT #28704 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I'm agnostic, but have had several spouses. I would fast for 11 Tuesdays if would help your cause, P-C. I could use the fasting and I would tell the universe it was for finding a most excellent potential wife for you. I might mess things up and only repeat the mantra like 9 times and you would only get a so-so wife, so don't get your hopes up too high.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 30, 2009 11:06:17 am PDT #28705 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I'm married to an atheist!
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 30, 2009 11:06:29 am PDT #28706 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Yeah, but your wife prays. You're probably the answer to her prayers.
My Girl, the Jewish atheist, gets more than a little disgruntled when I suggest (mainly mockingly) that she's the answer to mine.
Hil R. - Oct 30, 2009 11:06:51 am PDT #28707 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I believe and I am still unmarried.
Gudanov - Oct 30, 2009 11:07:01 am PDT #28708 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Because clearly I believe I am God and above everyone else.
Just remember the important lesson from Ghostbusters.
amych - Oct 30, 2009 11:07:26 am PDT #28709 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I do believe in fairies.
tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 11:11:58 am PDT #28710 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm married to an atheist!
It's the whole "doubting Thomas" thing, huh? At my Christian grade school, I was occasionally teased as being a "doubting Thomas," and look what happened to me.
Wait, does believing in Ceiling Cat make me not an atheist?
smonster - Oct 30, 2009 11:12:03 am PDT #28711 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Just remember the important lesson from Ghostbusters.
Don't think about the Stay-puft Marshmallow Man?
tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 11:12:53 am PDT #28712 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was gonna say "Don't cross the streams!" but....