Hunter=Killers?
Hello Kitties. So, yes.
Mal: Take your people and go. Captain: You would have done the same. Mal: We can already see I haven't.
'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Oct 30, 2009 10:36:46 am PDT #28691 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Toddson - Oct 30, 2009 10:38:18 am PDT #28692 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 10:40:12 am PDT #28693 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hello Kittys?
If all those Hello Kittys were alive, it would only take them seconds to eat her.
Hil R. - Oct 30, 2009 10:44:29 am PDT #28694 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just canceled on the Halloween party I was supposed to go to tomorrow. I don't think I'm feeling well enough to handle a party.
Typo Boy - Oct 30, 2009 10:45:14 am PDT #28695 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
If all those Hello Kittys were alive, it would only take them seconds to eat her.
I dimly remember reading somewhere that being locked in a cage full was feral cats was a recognized means of execution in Germany in the middle ages. Some stranger said it on the internet, so it must be true.
Polter-Cow - Oct 30, 2009 10:48:10 am PDT #28696 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
So the girl I met in Dallas last week is not interested, which doesn't surprise me. It didn't seem like she was actually into me in any way. Just like every other girl my parents have found.
My mom asked if I wanted to go to India this December. "Yeah, right," I said. She pointed out wives my cousins had gotten from India and said they were nice, weren't they? "Yeah, they're nice, but I wouldn't want to marry them." She was just making the point that there are nice girls in India too. That seemed to be the only recourse since they were having no luck finding me a girl in America.
"And anything I ask you to do, you won't do it," she said. "You won't pray to God, since you're God."
"Fu—" Seriously, I was this close to saying, "FUCK YOU." Instead I said, "I will do actual things. Not a bunch of praying I don't believe in. That doesn't help anybody, God!"
Silence, silence, and then I said I had to get back to work and hung up.
You heard it here, folks: if only I believed in God, I would be married by now.
smonster - Oct 30, 2009 10:48:14 am PDT #28697 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
smonster, for one, embraces the arrival of our robotic overlords and cannot wait to smish them and eat their widdle tootsie, nom nom!
As long as they're not Colonel Tigh's.
Gudanov - Oct 30, 2009 10:52:14 am PDT #28698 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
if only I believed in God, I would be married by now.
Polter's Wager
ChiKat - Oct 30, 2009 10:55:03 am PDT #28699 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
if only I believed in God, I would be married by now.
1. I am approx. twice your age.
2. I believe in God.
3. I am single.
Hmmmmm.....use me as a rebuttal argument if you like.
Polter-Cow - Oct 30, 2009 10:56:08 am PDT #28700 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
And I don't even consider myself an atheist, only agnostic, but it's all the same to them. Because clearly I believe I am God and above everyone else. Sometimes my parents are extra crazy.
ChiKat, you'd be married if only you'd fast for eleven Tuesdays straight and repeat this one mantra eleven times a day.