Tara ,'Empty Places'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I just read a report that NYC hospitals only have 23% of the H1N1 vaccine doses they were expecting, and that the mandatory vaccination of healthcare workers has been halted because of this.
The Health Dept here is no longer answering their phones for this reason. I've given up on getting Ellie vaccinated for now.
I had the weirdest dream last night, that Buffy was re-released, and it was awful. There was a laugh track, and Eliza Dushku was the only actor that came back. Also, I was watching on my parent's new large plasma TV (which doesn't exist) and there was a trash can's worth of mashed potatoes stuffed up behind the screen. Also, I was getting ready to go to college, again, and my dad and I were going on a road trip.
Ok, I just had to get that out of my brain.
Seska, I hope that guy gets a dick boil. What an ass.
(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)
Is the Lindbergh baby playing poker with Jimmy Hoffa?
Seska, what you need is for this guy [link] to talk to the idiot.
Anyone who can convert his Harley to allow him to drive it from his wheelchair would probably come up with a way to deal with asshats.
That's awesome.
I totally get this one:
That looks just like my car only with rust instead of license plates. Well, the rust isn't that bad, yet.
(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)
"So I was wearing an onion on my belt, as that was the style at the time..."
"It will be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missour-ah"
"I ain't fer it, I'm agian' it!"
Seska, I've heard of that disability training, but I have only witnessed it personally in the embarrassing old-school fashion. Yeah, the wheelchair user fire drill bit was hilarious But in our Office US, the boss, Michael Scott, who is more of a schlemiel than David Brent, but just as adamantly convinced he is *hilarious* as Brent has an accident with a grill in his bed(!) and burns his foot. Which he thinks gives him a "whole new perspective" and is easily one of the funniest things I have EVER seen. Because I have *so* kept my pleasant expression for this guy, times eleven. My dad is kind of like him...
(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)
Is the Lindbergh baby playing poker with Jimmy Hoffa?
Oh hell YES.
"So I was wearing an onion on my belt, as that was the style at the time..."
"We had to say 'dickety' cause the Kaiser had stolen our word '20'..."