The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Oct 23, 2009 8:13:00 am PDT #27737 of 30000
brillig

(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)

Is the Lindbergh baby playing poker with Jimmy Hoffa?


DCJensen - Oct 23, 2009 8:15:30 am PDT #27738 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Seska, what you need is for this guy [link] to talk to the idiot.

Anyone who can convert his Harley to allow him to drive it from his wheelchair would probably come up with a way to deal with asshats.


Gudanov - Oct 23, 2009 8:22:09 am PDT #27739 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

That's awesome.

I totally get this one:

[link]

That looks just like my car only with rust instead of license plates. Well, the rust isn't that bad, yet.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 23, 2009 8:22:46 am PDT #27740 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)

"So I was wearing an onion on my belt, as that was the style at the time..."


Gudanov - Oct 23, 2009 8:26:10 am PDT #27741 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

"It will be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missour-ah"


Nora Deirdre - Oct 23, 2009 8:27:56 am PDT #27742 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"I ain't fer it, I'm agian' it!"


erikaj - Oct 23, 2009 8:36:30 am PDT #27743 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Seska, I've heard of that disability training, but I have only witnessed it personally in the embarrassing old-school fashion. Yeah, the wheelchair user fire drill bit was hilarious But in our Office US, the boss, Michael Scott, who is more of a schlemiel than David Brent, but just as adamantly convinced he is *hilarious* as Brent has an accident with a grill in his bed(!) and burns his foot. Which he thinks gives him a "whole new perspective" and is easily one of the funniest things I have EVER seen. Because I have *so* kept my pleasant expression for this guy, times eleven. My dad is kind of like him...


Steph L. - Oct 23, 2009 8:36:51 am PDT #27744 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)

Is the Lindbergh baby playing poker with Jimmy Hoffa?

Oh hell YES.

"So I was wearing an onion on my belt, as that was the style at the time..."

"We had to say 'dickety' cause the Kaiser had stolen our word '20'..."


Gudanov - Oct 23, 2009 8:40:00 am PDT #27745 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me."


Nora Deirdre - Oct 23, 2009 8:40:44 am PDT #27746 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Man, I love Grampa Simpson. And Teppy. And beer.

Whoa, I'm loopy today.