(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)
"So I was wearing an onion on my belt, as that was the style at the time..."
'Sleeper'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)
"So I was wearing an onion on my belt, as that was the style at the time..."
"It will be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missour-ah"
"I ain't fer it, I'm agian' it!"
Seska, I've heard of that disability training, but I have only witnessed it personally in the embarrassing old-school fashion. Yeah, the wheelchair user fire drill bit was hilarious But in our Office US, the boss, Michael Scott, who is more of a schlemiel than David Brent, but just as adamantly convinced he is *hilarious* as Brent has an accident with a grill in his bed(!) and burns his foot. Which he thinks gives him a "whole new perspective" and is easily one of the funniest things I have EVER seen. Because I have *so* kept my pleasant expression for this guy, times eleven. My dad is kind of like him...
(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)
Is the Lindbergh baby playing poker with Jimmy Hoffa?
Oh hell YES.
"So I was wearing an onion on my belt, as that was the style at the time..."
"We had to say 'dickety' cause the Kaiser had stolen our word '20'..."
"I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me."
Man, I love Grampa Simpson. And Teppy. And beer.
Whoa, I'm loopy today.
I am AMAZED every time I geek out like this that I even have a boyfriend.
All due respect to The Boy but this makes me want to mack on you RIGHT NOW!
I am AMAZED every time I geek out like this that I even have a boyfriend.
All due respect to The Boy but this makes me want to mack on you RIGHT NOW!
You should hear me explaining how previously-dead Jason Todd came back to life because Superboy-Prime PUNCHED A HOLE IN REALITY. It's practically guaranteed mackage.
You should hear me explaining how previously-dead Jason Todd came back to life because Superboy-Prime PUNCHED A HOLE IN REALITY. It's practically guaranteed mackage.
Does this talk come with hand waving and rolling of eyes?
~ma to Cindy.
Ginger, I agree with Plei. Online + rush ordering might be the best way to go for the ankle brace.
Yay PC Barry
Fay, I am ... agog at your mother's emails. Mine just sends me photos from the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland.
Oh, and from a ways back: the very specific NO CHRISTMAS MUSIC UNTIL AFTER NOV. 17TH, DAMMIT! rule is because, well, that's my birthday. I refuse to even contemplate Christmas until after Halloween and JilliDay. (Unless, of course, Christmas is being brought up in the context of "So for Christmas, I was thinking of getting you a trip to Disneyland. Do you need to schedule time off for that in advance?")