But I don't have a PharmD, so no one would take me seriously.
All you need is a white lab coat and some test tubes and beakers. And maybe an oscilloscope. Then just take a picture of yourself in front of this stuff and caption it "Teppy Labs."
Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.
Willow ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Oct 23, 2009 7:45:26 am PDT #27733 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Oct 23, 2009 7:47:52 am PDT #27734 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I have a white lab coat! And I know there's an oscilloscope in the attic (no lie; I think the Lindbergh baby might be up there).
(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)
Stephanie - Oct 23, 2009 7:49:20 am PDT #27735 of 30000
Trust my rage
I just read a report that NYC hospitals only have 23% of the H1N1 vaccine doses they were expecting, and that the mandatory vaccination of healthcare workers has been halted because of this.
The Health Dept here is no longer answering their phones for this reason. I've given up on getting Ellie vaccinated for now.
Strix - Oct 23, 2009 8:03:49 am PDT #27736 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I had the weirdest dream last night, that Buffy was re-released, and it was awful. There was a laugh track, and Eliza Dushku was the only actor that came back. Also, I was watching on my parent's new large plasma TV (which doesn't exist) and there was a trash can's worth of mashed potatoes stuffed up behind the screen. Also, I was getting ready to go to college, again, and my dad and I were going on a road trip.
Ok, I just had to get that out of my brain.
Seska, I hope that guy gets a dick boil. What an ass.
Connie Neil - Oct 23, 2009 8:13:00 am PDT #27737 of 30000
brillig
(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)
Is the Lindbergh baby playing poker with Jimmy Hoffa?
DCJensen - Oct 23, 2009 8:15:30 am PDT #27738 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Seska, what you need is for this guy [link] to talk to the idiot.
Anyone who can convert his Harley to allow him to drive it from his wheelchair would probably come up with a way to deal with asshats.
Gudanov - Oct 23, 2009 8:22:09 am PDT #27739 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
That's awesome.
I totally get this one:
That looks just like my car only with rust instead of license plates. Well, the rust isn't that bad, yet.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 23, 2009 8:22:46 am PDT #27740 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)
"So I was wearing an onion on my belt, as that was the style at the time..."
Gudanov - Oct 23, 2009 8:26:10 am PDT #27741 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
"It will be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missour-ah"
Nora Deirdre - Oct 23, 2009 8:27:56 am PDT #27742 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
"I ain't fer it, I'm agian' it!"