Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Oct 23, 2009 7:30:33 am PDT #27728 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I showed up for the shot along with 2 billion other people. >There was no parking anywhere and a ridiculous line, so I left. I don't even know what to do. None of my doctors have it and can't refer me to anyone. We have an appointment today with a pediatrician - I'm hoping maybe he has it and will take pity on me? So annoying.

Someone* was telling me her allergist had mentioned she should come there for the shot because she has it because of the special needs of some patients but they aren't getting the masses that a GP would. *(I have no idea who. Might even have been here - my brain is not entirely on line right now.)


Jessica - Oct 23, 2009 7:32:19 am PDT #27729 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just read a report that NYC hospitals only have 23% of the H1N1 vaccine doses they were expecting, and that the mandatory vaccination of healthcare workers has been halted because of this. I have no idea when I'll be able to get mine.


Steph L. - Oct 23, 2009 7:37:11 am PDT #27730 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The Cincinnati Health Department has the H1N1 vaccine, but only enough for the high-risk groups, and they are enforcing the shit out of that. People not in the high-risk groups who are waiting in line for it are getting flat-out turned away and told that it was CLEAR that only high-risk people were going to get it, so they (non-high-risk people) shouldn't have wasted their time.

I love justice.

Relatedly, I'm editing an article about H1N1 and seasonal flu. This is the conclusion in the abstract, and I am not making this up:

"Influenza subtypes continue to change causing disease in animals and humans. Utilization of immunization and antiviral treatment options are available to prevent, treat and contain the spread of this infection."

NO??? REALLY?!? Why the hell are we publishing something this obvious? We aren't goddamn Time magazine; we publish for PharmDs and the like. I think they already know that influenza subtypes fucking continue to change and that immunization and treatment IS GODDAMN AVAILABLE!

OTOH, I should be able to finish editing this thing in about 45 minutes.

t edit I pasted in the pre-edited text, if you're wondering why it's missing a serial comma in the second sentence.


Jessica - Oct 23, 2009 7:38:45 am PDT #27731 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Tep, can you change the title to "RESEARCHERS CASH EASIEST PAYCHECK EVER" before that article goes to print?


Steph L. - Oct 23, 2009 7:39:44 am PDT #27732 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Tep, can you change the title to "RESEARCHERS CASH EASIEST PAYCHECK EVER" before that article goes to print?

I read stuff like this and always think, "*I* could have used that research grant money!" But I don't have a PharmD, so no one would take me seriously. (*I* don't take me seriously!)


tommyrot - Oct 23, 2009 7:45:26 am PDT #27733 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But I don't have a PharmD, so no one would take me seriously.

All you need is a white lab coat and some test tubes and beakers. And maybe an oscilloscope. Then just take a picture of yourself in front of this stuff and caption it "Teppy Labs."


Steph L. - Oct 23, 2009 7:47:52 am PDT #27734 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I have a white lab coat! And I know there's an oscilloscope in the attic (no lie; I think the Lindbergh baby might be up there).

(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)


Stephanie - Oct 23, 2009 7:49:20 am PDT #27735 of 30000
Trust my rage

I just read a report that NYC hospitals only have 23% of the H1N1 vaccine doses they were expecting, and that the mandatory vaccination of healthcare workers has been halted because of this.

The Health Dept here is no longer answering their phones for this reason. I've given up on getting Ellie vaccinated for now.


Strix - Oct 23, 2009 8:03:49 am PDT #27736 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I had the weirdest dream last night, that Buffy was re-released, and it was awful. There was a laugh track, and Eliza Dushku was the only actor that came back. Also, I was watching on my parent's new large plasma TV (which doesn't exist) and there was a trash can's worth of mashed potatoes stuffed up behind the screen. Also, I was getting ready to go to college, again, and my dad and I were going on a road trip.

Ok, I just had to get that out of my brain.

Seska, I hope that guy gets a dick boil. What an ass.


Connie Neil - Oct 23, 2009 8:13:00 am PDT #27737 of 30000
brillig

(Do Lindbergh baby jokes even WORK anymore? I feel like Grandpa Simpson.)

Is the Lindbergh baby playing poker with Jimmy Hoffa?