Just finished giving the little man his late-night feed. I pick him up out of his bassinette and hold him up high, he takes one look at me and spits up right in my face. Well played, tiny person. Well played.
Inara: We thought we lost you. Mal: Well, I've been right here.
'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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billytea - Oct 22, 2009 3:22:52 am PDT #27423 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Barb - Oct 22, 2009 3:27:12 am PDT #27424 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I pick him up out of his bassinette and hold him up high, he takes one look at me and spits up right in my face.
Y'know, I got to "hold him up high" and didn't need to read any further. I just knew what words were about to follow.
billytea - Oct 22, 2009 3:30:57 am PDT #27425 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Y'know, I got to "hold him up high" and didn't need to read any further. I just knew what words were about to follow.
To be fair, I could see "peed in my face" as a viable end to that story.
Barb - Oct 22, 2009 3:38:51 am PDT #27426 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
bt, new(ish) parent though you may be, I don't see you as quite clueless enough at this point to do something so obviously asking for trouble.
billytea - Oct 22, 2009 3:55:29 am PDT #27427 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
bt, new(ish) parent though you may be, I don't see you as quite clueless enough at this point to do something so obviously asking for trouble.
You'd think, wouldn't you? But he does so enjoy the flying baby game, it doesn't seem right to tell him bathtime means he's grounded.
WindSparrow - Oct 22, 2009 3:55:38 am PDT #27428 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Oh, people make tactical errors all the time, even clueful ones.
ETA: Or should I say, people, even clueful ones, make tactical errors all the time.
P.S. I haz teh gronk.
Jessica - Oct 22, 2009 4:16:51 am PDT #27429 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Well played, tiny person. Well played.
They are here to replace us, you know.
DCJensen - Oct 22, 2009 4:47:42 am PDT #27430 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Well played, tiny person. Well played.
They are here to replace us, you know.
It's the circle of spit up.
Ginger - Oct 22, 2009 5:09:35 am PDT #27431 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Admitting when the conference ends -- fine, but you have plans for Saturday -- even if the plan is not to spend time with your parents.
You have networking to do. Important networking. Networking that could lead to Great Things.
Seriously, P-C, you have to learn that what your parents don't know won't hurt you.
erikaj - Oct 22, 2009 5:13:29 am PDT #27432 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
I hate how everybody stops the thread when Sunil has to ponder something deep, like bailing on a lunch date. (of course, I can finally say the word "blender" without shaking, so that's nice.)
- However* other people need support from time to time as well.