I have to write a column today for one of my contributor blogs. Still trying to figure out what to write about.
Lambda, and the difference between gay fiction and m/m fiction?
#PepsiFail?
The differences between Bella Swan and Harry Potter?
Writing what you know versus knowing what you write?
The serial comma?
Cilantro?
Cilantro would be a fun topic, mostly because it would leave everyone not a Buffista completely flabbergasted.
Raisins should be banned out of ice creams. Ewww.
Fay, you did inspire me. Heh.
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OMFG.
I give up. How the living hell is a person supposed to do Paul Gross Arms without the backslash being eaten by monsters?
is baffled
is also very aware of the irony of repeatedly failing to make a victory sign successfully
sighs
You need to put in four backslashes
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::headdesk::
Oh, irony, irony, why must you be so ironic?
I am all eager to read a Fay-inspired Barb column (I never ever comment because I suck, but I always read all the Buffista columns, the Barb and ND and MM and beth and all--and Hec really needs to be more aggressive about pimping his Hilobrow entries).
ION, Dear My Brain:
The back-in-college-senior-thesis-due-today-I-forgot-the-bibliography anxiety dream Tuesday night was not exactly fun, but the serial-killer-stalks-a-little-boy-and-remorselessly-murders-an-entire-hospital-ward-to-mindfuck-him nightmare that woke me at 2:30 this morning and kept me up until, well, now? Seriously NOT ON. I'm placing an order right now for fluffy bunnies tonight. Fluffy, non-carnivorous bunnies at play in fields of dandelions. I have to work all day, every day, at a place where Vendetta Doc was just handed three promotions that make her queen of our tiny little universe. I need to be awake and functional, not shaky and exhausted and twitching at shadows.
Fluffy bunnies. Fields of dandelions. A notable absence of bloodthirsty monsters. Please?