Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 4:31:01 am PDT #26461 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I have to write a column today for one of my contributor blogs. Still trying to figure out what to write about.

Lambda, and the difference between gay fiction and m/m fiction?

#PepsiFail?

The differences between Bella Swan and Harry Potter?

Writing what you know versus knowing what you write?

The serial comma?

Cilantro?


Barb - Oct 15, 2009 4:39:56 am PDT #26462 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Cilantro would be a fun topic, mostly because it would leave everyone not a Buffista completely flabbergasted.


Shir - Oct 15, 2009 4:58:08 am PDT #26463 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Raisins should be banned out of ice creams. Ewww.


Barb - Oct 15, 2009 5:10:43 am PDT #26464 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Fay, you did inspire me. Heh.


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:14:26 am PDT #26465 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

*o/*

...

o/

...

OMFG.

I give up. How the living hell is a person supposed to do Paul Gross Arms without the backslash being eaten by monsters?

is baffled

is also very aware of the irony of repeatedly failing to make a victory sign successfully

sighs


Lee - Oct 15, 2009 5:17:25 am PDT #26466 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You need to put in four backslashes \\o/


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:18:32 am PDT #26467 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

\\o/

?


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:19:14 am PDT #26468 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

\o/


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:19:47 am PDT #26469 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

::headdesk::

Oh, irony, irony, why must you be so ironic?


JZ - Oct 15, 2009 5:33:30 am PDT #26470 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I am all eager to read a Fay-inspired Barb column (I never ever comment because I suck, but I always read all the Buffista columns, the Barb and ND and MM and beth and all--and Hec really needs to be more aggressive about pimping his Hilobrow entries).

ION, Dear My Brain:

The back-in-college-senior-thesis-due-today-I-forgot-the-bibliography anxiety dream Tuesday night was not exactly fun, but the serial-killer-stalks-a-little-boy-and-remorselessly-murders-an-entire-hospital-ward-to-mindfuck-him nightmare that woke me at 2:30 this morning and kept me up until, well, now? Seriously NOT ON. I'm placing an order right now for fluffy bunnies tonight. Fluffy, non-carnivorous bunnies at play in fields of dandelions. I have to work all day, every day, at a place where Vendetta Doc was just handed three promotions that make her queen of our tiny little universe. I need to be awake and functional, not shaky and exhausted and twitching at shadows.

Fluffy bunnies. Fields of dandelions. A notable absence of bloodthirsty monsters. Please?