Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?

'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Oct 15, 2009 5:17:25 am PDT #26466 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You need to put in four backslashes \\o/


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:18:32 am PDT #26467 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

\\o/

?


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:19:14 am PDT #26468 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

\o/


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:19:47 am PDT #26469 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

::headdesk::

Oh, irony, irony, why must you be so ironic?


JZ - Oct 15, 2009 5:33:30 am PDT #26470 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I am all eager to read a Fay-inspired Barb column (I never ever comment because I suck, but I always read all the Buffista columns, the Barb and ND and MM and beth and all--and Hec really needs to be more aggressive about pimping his Hilobrow entries).

ION, Dear My Brain:

The back-in-college-senior-thesis-due-today-I-forgot-the-bibliography anxiety dream Tuesday night was not exactly fun, but the serial-killer-stalks-a-little-boy-and-remorselessly-murders-an-entire-hospital-ward-to-mindfuck-him nightmare that woke me at 2:30 this morning and kept me up until, well, now? Seriously NOT ON. I'm placing an order right now for fluffy bunnies tonight. Fluffy, non-carnivorous bunnies at play in fields of dandelions. I have to work all day, every day, at a place where Vendetta Doc was just handed three promotions that make her queen of our tiny little universe. I need to be awake and functional, not shaky and exhausted and twitching at shadows.

Fluffy bunnies. Fields of dandelions. A notable absence of bloodthirsty monsters. Please?


Barb - Oct 15, 2009 5:46:13 am PDT #26471 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Not a fluffy bunny, but an adorable Chocolate Lab puppy:

Winston the Lab, work your puppy magic and help JZ have happy dreams tonight.


Polter-Cow - Oct 15, 2009 5:46:43 am PDT #26472 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

PC, presentation~ma. When do you present it?

One week from today.


tommyrot - Oct 15, 2009 5:50:22 am PDT #26473 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are you going to start by saying, "My presentation - let me show you it"?


sj - Oct 15, 2009 5:51:47 am PDT #26474 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Winston the Lab

Aww! What a cutie!


billytea - Oct 15, 2009 5:52:43 am PDT #26475 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Are you going to start by saying, "My presentation - let me show you it"?

Probably more professional than "Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate."