Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Oct 15, 2009 4:39:56 am PDT #26462 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Cilantro would be a fun topic, mostly because it would leave everyone not a Buffista completely flabbergasted.


Shir - Oct 15, 2009 4:58:08 am PDT #26463 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Raisins should be banned out of ice creams. Ewww.


Barb - Oct 15, 2009 5:10:43 am PDT #26464 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Fay, you did inspire me. Heh.


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:14:26 am PDT #26465 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

*o/*

...

o/

...

OMFG.

I give up. How the living hell is a person supposed to do Paul Gross Arms without the backslash being eaten by monsters?

is baffled

is also very aware of the irony of repeatedly failing to make a victory sign successfully

sighs


Lee - Oct 15, 2009 5:17:25 am PDT #26466 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You need to put in four backslashes \\o/


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:18:32 am PDT #26467 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

\\o/

?


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:19:14 am PDT #26468 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

\o/


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:19:47 am PDT #26469 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

::headdesk::

Oh, irony, irony, why must you be so ironic?


JZ - Oct 15, 2009 5:33:30 am PDT #26470 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I am all eager to read a Fay-inspired Barb column (I never ever comment because I suck, but I always read all the Buffista columns, the Barb and ND and MM and beth and all--and Hec really needs to be more aggressive about pimping his Hilobrow entries).

ION, Dear My Brain:

The back-in-college-senior-thesis-due-today-I-forgot-the-bibliography anxiety dream Tuesday night was not exactly fun, but the serial-killer-stalks-a-little-boy-and-remorselessly-murders-an-entire-hospital-ward-to-mindfuck-him nightmare that woke me at 2:30 this morning and kept me up until, well, now? Seriously NOT ON. I'm placing an order right now for fluffy bunnies tonight. Fluffy, non-carnivorous bunnies at play in fields of dandelions. I have to work all day, every day, at a place where Vendetta Doc was just handed three promotions that make her queen of our tiny little universe. I need to be awake and functional, not shaky and exhausted and twitching at shadows.

Fluffy bunnies. Fields of dandelions. A notable absence of bloodthirsty monsters. Please?


Barb - Oct 15, 2009 5:46:13 am PDT #26471 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Not a fluffy bunny, but an adorable Chocolate Lab puppy:

Winston the Lab, work your puppy magic and help JZ have happy dreams tonight.