What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Oct 15, 2009 4:58:08 am PDT #26463 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Raisins should be banned out of ice creams. Ewww.


Barb - Oct 15, 2009 5:10:43 am PDT #26464 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Fay, you did inspire me. Heh.


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:14:26 am PDT #26465 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

*o/*

...

o/

...

OMFG.

I give up. How the living hell is a person supposed to do Paul Gross Arms without the backslash being eaten by monsters?

is baffled

is also very aware of the irony of repeatedly failing to make a victory sign successfully

sighs


Lee - Oct 15, 2009 5:17:25 am PDT #26466 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You need to put in four backslashes \\o/


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:18:32 am PDT #26467 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

\\o/

?


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:19:14 am PDT #26468 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

\o/


Fay - Oct 15, 2009 5:19:47 am PDT #26469 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

::headdesk::

Oh, irony, irony, why must you be so ironic?


JZ - Oct 15, 2009 5:33:30 am PDT #26470 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I am all eager to read a Fay-inspired Barb column (I never ever comment because I suck, but I always read all the Buffista columns, the Barb and ND and MM and beth and all--and Hec really needs to be more aggressive about pimping his Hilobrow entries).

ION, Dear My Brain:

The back-in-college-senior-thesis-due-today-I-forgot-the-bibliography anxiety dream Tuesday night was not exactly fun, but the serial-killer-stalks-a-little-boy-and-remorselessly-murders-an-entire-hospital-ward-to-mindfuck-him nightmare that woke me at 2:30 this morning and kept me up until, well, now? Seriously NOT ON. I'm placing an order right now for fluffy bunnies tonight. Fluffy, non-carnivorous bunnies at play in fields of dandelions. I have to work all day, every day, at a place where Vendetta Doc was just handed three promotions that make her queen of our tiny little universe. I need to be awake and functional, not shaky and exhausted and twitching at shadows.

Fluffy bunnies. Fields of dandelions. A notable absence of bloodthirsty monsters. Please?


Barb - Oct 15, 2009 5:46:13 am PDT #26471 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Not a fluffy bunny, but an adorable Chocolate Lab puppy:

Winston the Lab, work your puppy magic and help JZ have happy dreams tonight.


Polter-Cow - Oct 15, 2009 5:46:43 am PDT #26472 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

PC, presentation~ma. When do you present it?

One week from today.