Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Oct 14, 2009 1:17:45 pm PDT #26409 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ok, what's the first thing that comes to people's minds for a knife thrower's assistant's costume?

Kevlar.

Michelin Man.


JZ - Oct 14, 2009 1:28:07 pm PDT #26410 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Shir, your friend's artwork is beautiful (and oh, she had such a great smile!).

I bet Tep looks as adorable in the new cut as anyone not named Pete can possibly look.

Huh. I was just snacking on delicious but obviously horribly bad-for-you candy corn from the sweets bucket in the nurses' office, and then googling around for organic candy corn, and found this recipe:

Homemade candy corn

And, just for Hil, Homemade vegan candy corn.

If I can assemble all the ingredients, I may have found the next rainy Saturday Zmayhem sprog activity.


Hil R. - Oct 14, 2009 1:30:40 pm PDT #26411 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

And, just for Hil, Homemade vegan candy corn.

I'm going to a vegan potluck on Halloween. That is perfect.


Kathy A - Oct 14, 2009 1:31:50 pm PDT #26412 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I've never gotten into candy corn, but now I'm interested in picking up the stuff for almond bark! Easy to make (melt in the microwave, mix almonds into the white chocolate, pour over waxed paper, let cool, break apart) and oh, so yummy.

(JZ, did you see the Mucha-Sarah Bernhardt patterns I posted in Natter?)


omnis_audis - Oct 14, 2009 1:34:18 pm PDT #26413 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ok, what's the first thing that comes to people's minds for a knife thrower's assistant's costume?
Kevlar

Actually, Kevlar is a bad thing. Kevlar stops high speed small projectiles, but ya get jabbed in a knife fight. Something to think about when the riot police come at ya.

Just spent 15 minutes scritching the shop cat. He has a rear paw in a cast, and is trapped in the carpenters office for another couple weeks, poor bugger. He jumped down from his perch by the window that looks into the shop, onto the desk, into my lap, stayed there for a bit getting scritched, purring, then slowly crawled up my torso, onto my shoulder, with his weight it tipped the chair back some, and hopped onto the cat tower thingie. Very funny. Now off to Fry's to see if they have a video quad display thingie and some IR panels. Weeeee!

{{{ Shir }}} just because. It's not an easy time for you in many ways, but we all love you here, and have your back.

Healing~ma to all and their sprog that need it. if it makes you feel better, our head of Development (i.e. fund raising) has Swine Flu! Just in time for the grand opening of the new theater. Fun, right?


Zenkitty - Oct 14, 2009 1:36:08 pm PDT #26414 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm thinking of getting my hair cut really short. It's all damaged from too much processing and hard water, and there's just no fix for that except letting it grow out. Which I'm doing but it's hideous. So I'm thinking of basically starting over, cutting it really short and eschewing commercial dye from now on in favor of henna. (It should look pretty cool, the gray streaks will turn red and the black will stay black. Hopefully.)

But I'm skeered. What do you hair experts think? It's really curly; will it end up TOO short? Will I look like a tiny head on a huge body?


JZ - Oct 14, 2009 1:36:24 pm PDT #26415 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I did, Kathy. I swear, someday when I live in a palatial mansion (or just an apartment with lots of windows and cozy window seats), every appropriate space is going to be littered with Art Nouveau cross-stitch pillows. They are SO GORGEOUS.


smonster - Oct 14, 2009 2:07:46 pm PDT #26416 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I won the auction on the ruched pencil skirt! I was the only bid, even, so I paid less than I was willing to. I think my costume is complete, except for possibly some lipstick.


Shir - Oct 14, 2009 2:08:35 pm PDT #26417 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Did I mention already how envy I am in you people for having Halloween? I'm dying to see how it looks like for real just for once (or twice. Or more!)

I thought about taking a Nightmare before Christmashy with me to uni to honor the day, until I saw it's on a Saturday. Boo!

(I'll probably just end up baking stuff in the spirit of the day. Anyone got cool muffin ideas and recipes to bake for the following week? People will always look for a reason to eat, and I'm looking for reasons to bake.)


Barb - Oct 14, 2009 2:08:58 pm PDT #26418 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I won the auction on the ruched pencil skirt! I was the only bid, even, so I paid less than I was willing to. I think my costume is complete, except for possibly some lipstick.

There will be pictures, yes?