Dude, even I know that, and I'm not a comics person.
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I am watching a show about small children who nearly died from swallowing various objects. (So far, magnets, rat poison, and pennies.) I have no idea why this show was produced other than to terrify parents. (I'm watching it because it came on after something else that I was watching and I can't reach the remote.)
But I did learn that my first aid training is out of date -- they no longer recommend giving ipecac to a kid who swallowed poison.
It's just so funny because whenever I try to explain to him how OF COURSE, for instance, Sam and Frodo are Doing It, The Boy just gives me the hairy eyeball. He does not see the slash.
But after watching FlashForward, I said, "You DO know that already there MUST be slash fiction pairing John Cho's and Joseph Fiennes' characters, right?" Which led into me talking about slash (of course), and I said, "Of all the superheroes Superman could have sex with, you know that Batman is totally prepared for the 1,000-mile-an-hour ejaculation."
Which led him to make the *Batman* isn't the bottom comment.
Bee hee hee.
t edit Dig the sweet post number!
The Boy is right because there is NO SEX in Middle Earth.
The Boy is right because there is NO SEX in Middle Earth.
Except for Sam and Frodo.
And maybe some Orcs.
I still say that Eomer is the ideal guy--he'll leave a girl happy after a night in the sack.
Boromir, OTOH, is a wham-bam-not-even-a-thank-you type.
Now I can't stop thinking about Orcs getting it on. Great.
Now I can't stop thinking about Orcs getting it on. Great.
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My work is done.