Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Oct 01, 2009 4:39:14 pm PDT #24988 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yikes, Hil. I skipped a whole chunk of posts due to crazy insane work day, but you were dizzy this morning. If this has persisted all day do you have other symptoms that might indicate a flu or low blood sugar? I'm worried about you.

Thanks, Laura. It's been going on all day, and my best guess is side effect of codeine. No fever, blood pressure is fine, and eating doesn't make me any less dizzy. If I keep being dizzy, I'll contact my doctor and see if there's a different painkiller to try.


hippocampus - Oct 01, 2009 4:52:16 pm PDT #24989 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Job~ma Jessica!!! Jilli you too - and a cluestick for your former department.

(We shall not speak of the Blueberry Incident Involving A Rental Car.)

made me snort so loudly I woke HelloKittyFan up.

Aims you will be awesome with the 20girls.

wtf Thursday? Seriously. Friday had best trip in on chocolate paws.


Laura - Oct 01, 2009 4:56:20 pm PDT #24990 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

my best guess is side effect of codeine

Ah, that is a real possibility. I can't take codeine at all because it makes me nauseous and uncontrollably shaky. May tomorrow be a significantly better day.


DavidS - Oct 01, 2009 4:56:35 pm PDT #24991 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I ... I might have bitten off more than I can chew with this Girl Scout thing

Yeah, that's a lot. Even just coaching 12 boys is crazy making. It does help to have a really tight plan and move them from activity to activity quickly and without any loose, baggy in-between moments. Like...

"Okay, girls, time for the Girl Scout Oath. [blah blah] Drop and give me twenty! Take a lap! Bake a cookie! Sit ups! Help that old lady across the street! Lanyards!!!1! Community Service Forms! Build a fire on the dog! Oh, look your parents are here."


Aims - Oct 01, 2009 4:59:35 pm PDT #24992 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

David, you are absolutely right - there was too much downtime tonight. Next weeks meeting will be airtight. Get your nametag, into the psychomotor room, song song song, learn Girl Scout promise, you ten with me, you ten with Miss K, and now SWITCH! Snack! GET OUT!!


DavidS - Oct 01, 2009 5:04:13 pm PDT #24993 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Get your nametag, into the psychomotor room, song song song, learn Girl Scout promise, you ten with me, you ten with Miss K, and now SWITCH! Snack! GET OUT!!

There you go. Seriously, it makes a huge difference to spend fifteen minutes planning it out ahead of time, communicating it to your fellow leader and executing it crisply.

Jilli! They had a Nightmare Before Christmas Monopoly set at B&N! With cunning little game pieces and Jack money and such what. Also a NBC Yahtzee set (with Jack Skull dice cup and painted dice).


Hil R. - Oct 01, 2009 5:13:25 pm PDT #24994 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There is a commercial telling us that Nutella is a great way to get kids to eat healthy foods. And it's "wholesome" because it's got hazelnuts and skim milk. "Breakfast never tasted this good." These health claims on commercials are getting ridiculous. Nutella tastes good -- can't they just advertise that?


Atropa - Oct 01, 2009 5:15:48 pm PDT #24995 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli! They had a Nightmare Before Christmas Monopoly set at B&N! With cunning little game pieces and Jack money and such what. Also a NBC Yahtzee set (with Jack Skull dice cup and painted dice).

Waaaaaant! I am hoping Sandy Claws brings them to me during the Autumn - Winter gift giving season. (October: Halloween! November: my birthday! December: Christmas!)


askye - Oct 01, 2009 5:24:27 pm PDT #24996 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Kickboxing was so much fun! And I'm, apparently a natural! And the instructor I was working with is a Buffy fan and a Star Trek fan (he mocked Kirk's punching technique)!

It's even making me abuse exclamation points!

So it seriously rocked. They were very nice and during the warm up cardio part were like "don't try this, here do this in stead". I seriously suck at jump rope but I'm going to get one and practice.

Anyway, after I got through the cardio and stretching they put me with Geeky Instructor Dude (GID) in front of the mirror and he taught me a drill. Jab, Cross, Hook, Hook, Front Kick (I think that's right). But he showed me the proper stance, and how to make a fist right and it was all step by step. At first it was hard to loko in the mirror because of of the Body Image Demon, but I got over it and looked and practiced and both GID and Head Guy said I was picking it up really quick.

There were two teenage boys (friends I think) who were on their second lesson and were getting some extra help and GID said under his breath that I was picking up faster than them.

Anyway I signed up and I go next Tuesday.

It was fun in the This is Hard I Don't Know if I Can -- Oh I'm Getting It! Kinda way.

The Student to Instructor ratio was really good, I think there were a dozen or so students and 4 instructors.


Steph L. - Oct 01, 2009 5:26:18 pm PDT #24997 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have totally corrupted The Boy.

He said this not 10 minutes ago: "If Batman and Superman had sex, *Batman* would NOT be the bottom."

Ahahahahaha!!!!!

(Also, it's SO true.)