And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Oct 01, 2009 5:35:33 pm PDT #25000 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's just so funny because whenever I try to explain to him how OF COURSE, for instance, Sam and Frodo are Doing It, The Boy just gives me the hairy eyeball. He does not see the slash.

But after watching FlashForward, I said, "You DO know that already there MUST be slash fiction pairing John Cho's and Joseph Fiennes' characters, right?" Which led into me talking about slash (of course), and I said, "Of all the superheroes Superman could have sex with, you know that Batman is totally prepared for the 1,000-mile-an-hour ejaculation."

Which led him to make the *Batman* isn't the bottom comment.

Bee hee hee.

t edit Dig the sweet post number!


askye - Oct 01, 2009 5:37:14 pm PDT #25001 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

The Boy is right because there is NO SEX in Middle Earth.


Steph L. - Oct 01, 2009 5:37:59 pm PDT #25002 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The Boy is right because there is NO SEX in Middle Earth.

Except for Sam and Frodo.


tommyrot - Oct 01, 2009 5:39:35 pm PDT #25003 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And maybe some Orcs.


Kathy A - Oct 01, 2009 5:40:29 pm PDT #25004 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I still say that Eomer is the ideal guy--he'll leave a girl happy after a night in the sack.

Boromir, OTOH, is a wham-bam-not-even-a-thank-you type.


askye - Oct 01, 2009 5:40:48 pm PDT #25005 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Now I can't stop thinking about Orcs getting it on. Great.


Barb - Oct 01, 2009 5:42:26 pm PDT #25006 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Now I can't stop thinking about Orcs getting it on. Great.

ew


tommyrot - Oct 01, 2009 5:43:13 pm PDT #25007 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My work is done.


Dana - Oct 01, 2009 5:44:38 pm PDT #25008 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Your solution is to put Boromir and Eomer together. (A friend of mine has written a few stories. They're awesome.)


beth b - Oct 01, 2009 6:02:39 pm PDT #25009 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I didn't get to read this thread until this evening.

1) Even though I haven't been to therapy , I have seen a number of people do some short term stuff and it helped them a lot. Sometimes an outside voice helps

2) There is crazy stuff going on in the job world. Sending out the ma~~~`

3) Talk of Chocolate reminded me that the restaurant down the street has chocolate mouse with sea salt. I want it now.

4) I never thought about orcs having sex, and I refuse to do so