It's just so funny because whenever I try to explain to him how OF COURSE, for instance, Sam and Frodo are Doing It, The Boy just gives me the hairy eyeball. He does not see the slash.
But after watching FlashForward, I said, "You DO know that already there MUST be slash fiction pairing John Cho's and Joseph Fiennes' characters, right?" Which led into me talking about slash (of course), and I said, "Of all the superheroes Superman could have sex with, you know that Batman is totally prepared for the 1,000-mile-an-hour ejaculation."
Which led him to make the *Batman* isn't the bottom comment.
Bee hee hee.
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The Boy is right because there is NO SEX in Middle Earth.
The Boy is right because there is NO SEX in Middle Earth.
Except for Sam and Frodo.
I still say that Eomer is the ideal guy--he'll leave a girl happy after a night in the sack.
Boromir, OTOH, is a wham-bam-not-even-a-thank-you type.
Now I can't stop thinking about Orcs getting it on. Great.
Your solution is to put Boromir and Eomer together. (A friend of mine has written a few stories. They're awesome.)
I didn't get to read this thread until this evening.
1) Even though I haven't been to therapy , I have seen a number of people do some short term stuff and it helped them a lot. Sometimes an outside voice helps
2) There is crazy stuff going on in the job world. Sending out the ma~~~`
3) Talk of Chocolate reminded me that the restaurant down the street has chocolate mouse with sea salt. I want it now.
4) I never thought about orcs having sex, and I refuse to do so