Atherton: Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm, tonight. Inara: Only half. I must be losing my indefinable allure.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Sep 30, 2009 8:32:43 am PDT #24748 of 30000
brillig

Girls. Whatever.

There are other fish in the sea other than girls. Or would that cause your mother's head to collapse into a black hole? And, naturally, it might be irrelevant to you. But depending on Mom's propensity towards singularities, it could be fun to offer as an option.


Laura - Sep 30, 2009 8:32:47 am PDT #24749 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I'm sorry, P-C. I declare cute girl a flake and say she isn't worth it. (unless she calls and then I'll jump right back the other way because I am fickle like that)

I remember my nephew declaring girls more trouble than they were worth when he was in college. He married a year ago and is expecting a child now, so apparently he got over it. FWIW, his mother set him up with a friend of hers. My sister says she doesn't know whether she gained a daughter or lost a friend.


Hil R. - Sep 30, 2009 9:08:08 am PDT #24750 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Why does chopping cauliflower make my hands itchy?


Tom Scola - Sep 30, 2009 9:10:35 am PDT #24751 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Why does chopping cauliflower make my hands itchy?

Because cauliflower is evil. Duh.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 30, 2009 9:11:09 am PDT #24752 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Bit of a blood sugar low, so I'm having wine. I'm sure that's not recommended, but mmmmm - wine.

PCA and I ransacked the flat. There is no suitcase here. I shall ring cleaning agency tomorrow.


beth b - Sep 30, 2009 9:13:21 am PDT #24753 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

wine is sortof the opposite of what you need for low blood sugar....


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 9:16:19 am PDT #24754 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Because cauliflower is evil. Duh.

Yeah, because cauliflower needs cheese or butter on it to become not-evil.


Hil R. - Sep 30, 2009 9:19:49 am PDT #24755 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

This cauliflower is going to get mixed with lentils, onions, carrots, peppers, spinach, curry powder, and a few other spices. And then put on top of rice.


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 9:22:33 am PDT #24756 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, all that stuff should make cauliflower not-evil. And nummy.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 30, 2009 9:31:24 am PDT #24757 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I have had a proper dinner, too. So the wine is really just nice.

Cauliflower is icky. Broccoli is the king of the vegetables. Cauliflower is nothing but a courtier with an overinflated ego.

In other vegetable news, I like frozen peas. And brussels sprouts. Mind you, I am British.