Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.

'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Sep 30, 2009 9:08:08 am PDT #24750 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Why does chopping cauliflower make my hands itchy?


Tom Scola - Sep 30, 2009 9:10:35 am PDT #24751 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Why does chopping cauliflower make my hands itchy?

Because cauliflower is evil. Duh.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 30, 2009 9:11:09 am PDT #24752 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Bit of a blood sugar low, so I'm having wine. I'm sure that's not recommended, but mmmmm - wine.

PCA and I ransacked the flat. There is no suitcase here. I shall ring cleaning agency tomorrow.


beth b - Sep 30, 2009 9:13:21 am PDT #24753 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

wine is sortof the opposite of what you need for low blood sugar....


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 9:16:19 am PDT #24754 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Because cauliflower is evil. Duh.

Yeah, because cauliflower needs cheese or butter on it to become not-evil.


Hil R. - Sep 30, 2009 9:19:49 am PDT #24755 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

This cauliflower is going to get mixed with lentils, onions, carrots, peppers, spinach, curry powder, and a few other spices. And then put on top of rice.


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2009 9:22:33 am PDT #24756 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, all that stuff should make cauliflower not-evil. And nummy.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 30, 2009 9:31:24 am PDT #24757 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I have had a proper dinner, too. So the wine is really just nice.

Cauliflower is icky. Broccoli is the king of the vegetables. Cauliflower is nothing but a courtier with an overinflated ego.

In other vegetable news, I like frozen peas. And brussels sprouts. Mind you, I am British.


Calli - Sep 30, 2009 9:32:20 am PDT #24758 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm going to be singing this song all day.

Feminists don't have a sense of humor...

Oh, I'm gonna be playing that on a loop all day. Thanks for the link.


Polter-Cow - Sep 30, 2009 10:02:49 am PDT #24759 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aw. A woman I met at the AMWA regional conference called to congratulate me on my promotion since she saw it on LinkedIn. Oh, brave new world that has such people in it.