Awww, crap. I'm so sorry, Aimee and Joe.
What? I'm not allowed to hit people? Wesley: Not people capable of genocide. Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!
'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Tom Scola - Feb 06, 2009 5:43:01 am PST #247 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Miracleman - Feb 06, 2009 5:43:49 am PST #248 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Thanks guys.
Off to see how unemployment in MI works. If it works.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 06, 2009 5:46:27 am PST #249 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
FUCK! I'm sorry, Joe and Aimee.
omnis_audis - Feb 06, 2009 5:49:36 am PST #250 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Gorrum it! Sorry to hear that Joe. Fuck!! Job~ma your way.
Maybe this gives you the time to write your Fucktard of the Day book. If it makes us laugh, it's gotta leave everyone in stitches.
Ginger - Feb 06, 2009 5:53:42 am PST #251 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Fuck. I'm so sorry, Joe and Aimee.
Maybe this gives you the time to write your Fucktard of the Day book.
The boy has a point. Make them all pay.
I'm beginning to think we should take the word "apocalypse" out of Beep Me.
Miracleman - Feb 06, 2009 5:57:27 am PST #252 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Hmmm...I suppose I could get back to that, if nothing else to keep me sane.
Steph L. - Feb 06, 2009 6:00:39 am PST #253 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Fucking hell, Joe! (And Aims, of course.) I have a big issue with the universe getting the message all backwards about who needs to be kicked in the junk. (Hint: NOT YOU.)
God DAMN.
Emily - Feb 06, 2009 6:01:28 am PST #254 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Off to see how unemployment in MI works. If it works.
I think Michigan was the very first state I heard about running out of money for unemployment.
Of course, not having money rarely seems to make a difference to the government, so they may still be making their payments.
Fred Pete - Feb 06, 2009 6:07:06 am PST #255 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Between You'll All Pay, Kerfuffle Bunny, and Fucktard o' the Day, MM probably already has enough material for a book. A little assembling and editing, maybe a new entry or two so you have new material Never Before Seen on the Internet, and you're ready to go.
JZ - Feb 06, 2009 6:44:13 am PST #256 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Damn. I'm so sorry, Joe and Aimee. What a rancid ball of fucknuggets (though, truly, everyone saying that now's the time to get going on the book is very wise, and Fred is wisest at all--poach from your own archives, and you're already easily 3/4 of the way there).
(Also your fiction, please. But, sadly, the Fuckcake O' The Day book is probably more immediately marketable.)