Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Feb 06, 2009 5:57:27 am PST #252 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Hmmm...I suppose I could get back to that, if nothing else to keep me sane.


Steph L. - Feb 06, 2009 6:00:39 am PST #253 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Fucking hell, Joe! (And Aims, of course.) I have a big issue with the universe getting the message all backwards about who needs to be kicked in the junk. (Hint: NOT YOU.)

God DAMN.


Emily - Feb 06, 2009 6:01:28 am PST #254 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Off to see how unemployment in MI works. If it works.

I think Michigan was the very first state I heard about running out of money for unemployment.

Of course, not having money rarely seems to make a difference to the government, so they may still be making their payments.


Fred Pete - Feb 06, 2009 6:07:06 am PST #255 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Between You'll All Pay, Kerfuffle Bunny, and Fucktard o' the Day, MM probably already has enough material for a book. A little assembling and editing, maybe a new entry or two so you have new material Never Before Seen on the Internet, and you're ready to go.


JZ - Feb 06, 2009 6:44:13 am PST #256 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Damn. I'm so sorry, Joe and Aimee. What a rancid ball of fucknuggets (though, truly, everyone saying that now's the time to get going on the book is very wise, and Fred is wisest at all--poach from your own archives, and you're already easily 3/4 of the way there).

(Also your fiction, please. But, sadly, the Fuckcake O' The Day book is probably more immediately marketable.)


Glamcookie - Feb 06, 2009 7:11:58 am PST #257 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Shit. I'm sorry Joe and Aimee.


Laga - Feb 06, 2009 7:22:23 am PST #258 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Oh for fuck's sake universe!

Job~ma or if it works out that way (and I for one can't wait to read it) book~ma to you, Joe.


Toddson - Feb 06, 2009 7:28:44 am PST #259 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ah ... the universe needs to be kinder to our Buffistas. So sorry Joe.


Vortex - Feb 06, 2009 7:32:51 am PST #260 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I was getting ready for work and I saw a commercial for this:

Barack In The Box

They actually said "Show your patriotism, order Barack In The Box">

I have no words.


Toddson - Feb 06, 2009 7:37:29 am PST #261 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I'd seen a mention of that on the news ... sigh.