Thanks guys.
Off to see how unemployment in MI works. If it works.
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
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Miracleman - Feb 06, 2009 5:43:49 am PST #248 of 30000
I can do this all day
Nora Deirdre - Feb 06, 2009 5:46:27 am PST #249 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
FUCK! I'm sorry, Joe and Aimee.
omnis_audis - Feb 06, 2009 5:49:36 am PST #250 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Gorrum it! Sorry to hear that Joe. Fuck!! Job~ma your way.
Maybe this gives you the time to write your Fucktard of the Day book. If it makes us laugh, it's gotta leave everyone in stitches.
Ginger - Feb 06, 2009 5:53:42 am PST #251 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Fuck. I'm so sorry, Joe and Aimee.
Maybe this gives you the time to write your Fucktard of the Day book.
The boy has a point. Make them all pay.
I'm beginning to think we should take the word "apocalypse" out of Beep Me.
Miracleman - Feb 06, 2009 5:57:27 am PST #252 of 30000
I can do this all day
Hmmm...I suppose I could get back to that, if nothing else to keep me sane.
Steph L. - Feb 06, 2009 6:00:39 am PST #253 of 30000
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.
Fucking hell, Joe! (And Aims, of course.) I have a big issue with the universe getting the message all backwards about who needs to be kicked in the junk. (Hint: NOT YOU.)
God DAMN.
Emily - Feb 06, 2009 6:01:28 am PST #254 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Off to see how unemployment in MI works. If it works.
I think Michigan was the very first state I heard about running out of money for unemployment.
Of course, not having money rarely seems to make a difference to the government, so they may still be making their payments.
Fred Pete - Feb 06, 2009 6:07:06 am PST #255 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Between You'll All Pay, Kerfuffle Bunny, and Fucktard o' the Day, MM probably already has enough material for a book. A little assembling and editing, maybe a new entry or two so you have new material Never Before Seen on the Internet, and you're ready to go.
JZ - Feb 06, 2009 6:44:13 am PST #256 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Damn. I'm so sorry, Joe and Aimee. What a rancid ball of fucknuggets (though, truly, everyone saying that now's the time to get going on the book is very wise, and Fred is wisest at all--poach from your own archives, and you're already easily 3/4 of the way there).
(Also your fiction, please. But, sadly, the Fuckcake O' The Day book is probably more immediately marketable.)
Glamcookie - Feb 06, 2009 7:11:58 am PST #257 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Shit. I'm sorry Joe and Aimee.