Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.

Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Feb 06, 2009 6:07:06 am PST #255 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Between You'll All Pay, Kerfuffle Bunny, and Fucktard o' the Day, MM probably already has enough material for a book. A little assembling and editing, maybe a new entry or two so you have new material Never Before Seen on the Internet, and you're ready to go.


JZ - Feb 06, 2009 6:44:13 am PST #256 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Damn. I'm so sorry, Joe and Aimee. What a rancid ball of fucknuggets (though, truly, everyone saying that now's the time to get going on the book is very wise, and Fred is wisest at all--poach from your own archives, and you're already easily 3/4 of the way there).

(Also your fiction, please. But, sadly, the Fuckcake O' The Day book is probably more immediately marketable.)


Glamcookie - Feb 06, 2009 7:11:58 am PST #257 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Shit. I'm sorry Joe and Aimee.


Laga - Feb 06, 2009 7:22:23 am PST #258 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Oh for fuck's sake universe!

Job~ma or if it works out that way (and I for one can't wait to read it) book~ma to you, Joe.


Toddson - Feb 06, 2009 7:28:44 am PST #259 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ah ... the universe needs to be kinder to our Buffistas. So sorry Joe.


Vortex - Feb 06, 2009 7:32:51 am PST #260 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I was getting ready for work and I saw a commercial for this:

Barack In The Box

They actually said "Show your patriotism, order Barack In The Box">

I have no words.


Toddson - Feb 06, 2009 7:37:29 am PST #261 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I'd seen a mention of that on the news ... sigh.


sj - Feb 06, 2009 7:39:03 am PST #262 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Joe and Aimee}}} I'm so sorry.


Laga - Feb 06, 2009 7:52:18 am PST #263 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Last night I dreamed someone turned in a golfish to the lost and found. It was in the plastic bag they give you to bring it home from the store. We knew it wouldn't survive very long and nobody could figure out what to do with it. I forgot the dream upon waking but just now I was going to set up snack bar and I saw the top of a plastic bag sticking up behind the counter and it came flooding back. I was panicked that there would be a goldfish in the bag but it turned out to be a bag of lids.


beekaytee - Feb 06, 2009 8:03:50 am PST #264 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Between You'll All Pay, Kerfuffle Bunny, and Fucktard o' the Day, MM probably already has enough material for a book. A little assembling and editing, maybe a new entry or two so you have new material Never Before Seen on the Internet, and you're ready to go.

This was my second thought...right after 'egads!sorry'.

Now, more than ever, people want Joe's sense of humor. It's the perfect time. Go for it!!