I sometimes need to look mine up. I don't like the phone, so I don't use it.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lots of health~ma for your DH, Connie.
Yeah. I don't know Cass', or SH's, or Plei's, or ... wait, no, I do know my own number, and I know Pete's. And I know Mom & Dad's. Everyone else I have to look up.
No wonder I don't get status reports! *eyeroll*
No wonder I don't get status reports! *eyeroll*
We are NOT going to talk about your wacky microchip locator theory again. That sort of modification is expressly forbidden by the Minion & Assistant's Union.
That sort of modification is expressly forbidden by the Minion & Assistant's Union.
Yeah?! Well...well...your UNION...thingy...is expressly forbidden by...um...ME!
Yeah!
Yeah?! Well...well...your UNION...thingy...is expressly forbidden by...um...ME!
Uh-huh. Did you sign the forms I left on your desk? OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DID. Therefore you can't forbid the union. Ha!
(Don't aim the death ray at meeee! Reliable assistants are hard to find, you said so!)
Reliable assistants are hard to find, you said so!
Find, yes.
DUPLICATE, no.
Hey! No firing and cloning of Jilli! What if there's a glitch?
Find, yes.
DUPLICATE, no.
Waitaminute, that's the new project you've been making me work overtime on? You told me it was a doomsday device! I'm filing a complaint with the Union ...