That sort of modification is expressly forbidden by the Minion & Assistant's Union.
Yeah?! Well...well...your UNION...thingy...is expressly forbidden by...um...ME!
Yeah!
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
StuntHusband - Sep 23, 2009 2:31:13 pm PDT #24151 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Atropa - Sep 23, 2009 2:33:53 pm PDT #24152 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Yeah?! Well...well...your UNION...thingy...is expressly forbidden by...um...ME!
Uh-huh. Did you sign the forms I left on your desk? OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DID. Therefore you can't forbid the union. Ha!
(Don't aim the death ray at meeee! Reliable assistants are hard to find, you said so!)
StuntHusband - Sep 23, 2009 2:42:21 pm PDT #24153 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Reliable assistants are hard to find, you said so!
Find, yes.
DUPLICATE, no.
Cass - Sep 23, 2009 2:50:01 pm PDT #24154 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Hey! No firing and cloning of Jilli! What if there's a glitch?
Atropa - Sep 23, 2009 2:50:32 pm PDT #24155 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Find, yes.
DUPLICATE, no.
Waitaminute, that's the new project you've been making me work overtime on? You told me it was a doomsday device! I'm filing a complaint with the Union ...
StuntHusband - Sep 23, 2009 2:53:14 pm PDT #24156 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
I'm filing a complaint with the Union ...
Please, have them stop by for an inspection. The vats need more liquid flesh anyway; that set of experiments isn't going so well. And I found white fluff near the workstation; I think it's bunny-fluff. (squints suspiciously)
Atropa - Sep 23, 2009 2:56:38 pm PDT #24157 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
And I found white fluff near the workstation; I think it's bunny-fluff. (squints suspiciously)
Dude, the Devilbunny is a lovely toasty beige-ish color. But I'm going to tell him that you're leveling accusations at him. Don't blame me when the mind control rays kick in.
StuntHusband - Sep 23, 2009 2:58:31 pm PDT #24158 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Don't blame me when the mind control rays kick in.
Oh, those. I just get sleepy.
omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2009 3:09:58 pm PDT #24159 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
:: eats popcorn and watches cool new show on shinyglass ::
what will Jilli do to SH while he's asleep? Is he faking it? Tune in next time!
Atropa - Sep 23, 2009 3:17:08 pm PDT #24160 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oh, those. I just get sleepy.
Ha! Now I know you're lying, because you don't sleep!
Oh, the Evil League of Evil want to re-open talks about a mutual non-compete agreement. Clovis says he's not interested, but you can if you want to.