No wonder I don't get status reports! *eyeroll*
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
No wonder I don't get status reports! *eyeroll*
We are NOT going to talk about your wacky microchip locator theory again. That sort of modification is expressly forbidden by the Minion & Assistant's Union.
That sort of modification is expressly forbidden by the Minion & Assistant's Union.
Yeah?! Well...well...your UNION...thingy...is expressly forbidden by...um...ME!
Yeah!
Yeah?! Well...well...your UNION...thingy...is expressly forbidden by...um...ME!
Uh-huh. Did you sign the forms I left on your desk? OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DID. Therefore you can't forbid the union. Ha!
(Don't aim the death ray at meeee! Reliable assistants are hard to find, you said so!)
Reliable assistants are hard to find, you said so!
Find, yes.
DUPLICATE, no.
Hey! No firing and cloning of Jilli! What if there's a glitch?
Find, yes.
DUPLICATE, no.
Waitaminute, that's the new project you've been making me work overtime on? You told me it was a doomsday device! I'm filing a complaint with the Union ...
I'm filing a complaint with the Union ...
Please, have them stop by for an inspection. The vats need more liquid flesh anyway; that set of experiments isn't going so well. And I found white fluff near the workstation; I think it's bunny-fluff. (squints suspiciously)
And I found white fluff near the workstation; I think it's bunny-fluff. (squints suspiciously)
Dude, the Devilbunny is a lovely toasty beige-ish color. But I'm going to tell him that you're leveling accusations at him. Don't blame me when the mind control rays kick in.
Don't blame me when the mind control rays kick in.
Oh, those. I just get sleepy.