A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Sep 23, 2009 2:50:32 pm PDT #24155 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Find, yes.

DUPLICATE, no.

Waitaminute, that's the new project you've been making me work overtime on? You told me it was a doomsday device! I'm filing a complaint with the Union ...


StuntHusband - Sep 23, 2009 2:53:14 pm PDT #24156 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I'm filing a complaint with the Union ...

Please, have them stop by for an inspection. The vats need more liquid flesh anyway; that set of experiments isn't going so well. And I found white fluff near the workstation; I think it's bunny-fluff. (squints suspiciously)


Atropa - Sep 23, 2009 2:56:38 pm PDT #24157 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And I found white fluff near the workstation; I think it's bunny-fluff. (squints suspiciously)

Dude, the Devilbunny is a lovely toasty beige-ish color. But I'm going to tell him that you're leveling accusations at him. Don't blame me when the mind control rays kick in.


StuntHusband - Sep 23, 2009 2:58:31 pm PDT #24158 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Don't blame me when the mind control rays kick in.

Oh, those. I just get sleepy.


omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2009 3:09:58 pm PDT #24159 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: eats popcorn and watches cool new show on shinyglass ::

what will Jilli do to SH while he's asleep? Is he faking it? Tune in next time!


Atropa - Sep 23, 2009 3:17:08 pm PDT #24160 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh, those. I just get sleepy.

Ha! Now I know you're lying, because you don't sleep!

Oh, the Evil League of Evil want to re-open talks about a mutual non-compete agreement. Clovis says he's not interested, but you can if you want to.


StuntHusband - Sep 23, 2009 3:22:35 pm PDT #24161 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Oh, the Evil League of Evil want to re-open talks about a mutual non-compete agreement.

Pardon me while I LOLOLOLOL.

No. Wankers.

You were very fast in catching the fundamental flaw in my "reasoning" re: mind-control rays. Not only do I not sleep, I don't THINK EITHER HAHAHAHAH!

You get a raise. However, Toady is a bit...rancid. You know what that means.


Atropa - Sep 23, 2009 3:31:03 pm PDT #24162 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You get a raise.

Yay!

However, Toady is a bit...rancid. You know what that means.

Awwww man! Can't we try one of the CleanerBots out on him? Please? I promise I'll take notes this time instead of just giggling.


StuntHusband - Sep 23, 2009 3:33:30 pm PDT #24163 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Can't we try one of the CleanerBots out on him?

I'm still having nightmares. That poor bot! Toady was a little...lonely...wasn't he.

I promise I'll take notes this time instead of just giggling.

Hmph. Big help YOU were. And none of those parts could be salvaged; they were all...just ew.

No. Firehose at 20 feet. I won't make you stand any closer, and he'll be in his cage anyway.


Atropa - Sep 23, 2009 3:42:39 pm PDT #24164 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

No. Firehose at 20 feet. I won't make you stand any closer, and he'll be in his cage anyway.

Well, okay. But I'm telling you, if we video the CleanerBot vs. Toady rematch, we could sell it and make a bundle. Unless you've found a deluded sucker business partner to pay for the big collider thingamie you were shrieking about?