Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Sep 06, 2009 11:07:03 am PDT #22044 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

I miss spending the Summer in Maine. I hope I get to take my daughter up someday to show her the world in a tide pool.

But the fact that she made a webpage (clearly on her own) means she must be slightly geeky, right?

I'm not sure this is a true measure of geekiness anymore. It's too easy.


Polter-Cow - Sep 06, 2009 11:14:48 am PDT #22045 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm not sure this is a true measure of geekiness anymore. It's too easy.

Yeah, I think she just used whatever was included with the Mac tools or whatever.

As for Fringe, it is one of three favorite shows listed. The other two are So You Think You Can Dance and Ellen, so the sci-fi show may be the anomaly. But it is at least something to talk about.

I get email from doctors all the time and the spelling and grammar is painful. It doesn't seem to be a priority with a lot of people.

And yeah. The first girl I fell in love with had terrible e-mail etiquette sometimes (like replying to a giant e-mail with a sentence and still including the entire e-mail in the reply), but I looked past it. (...Still annoyed me, though. Heh.)


omnis_audis - Sep 06, 2009 11:16:26 am PDT #22046 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Maybe she's a Jason Bourne fan. Best of luck with prospective wife!


Polter-Cow - Sep 06, 2009 11:23:43 am PDT #22047 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Maybe she's a Jason Bourne fan.

One of her favorite movies is, indeed, The Borne Identity [sic]. Which reminds me of how a previous potential future wife (who is now engaged, according to Facebook) listed Three's A Company as one of her favorite TV shows. Accuracy is just not a priority for some people.

Best of luck with prospective wife!

Thanks. I'm supposed to call her today and report back.


Shir - Sep 06, 2009 12:01:41 pm PDT #22048 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

What this means is that when he finally falls, hard and on his ass, it'll be for a sultry brunette.

IJS.

Good. I don't think I'll look good as blond. Now, gotta work on the sultry. I'll be at the docks, if anyone's looking for me. Looking at the stars.


javachik - Sep 06, 2009 12:13:16 pm PDT #22049 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Unfortunately, she pluralizes with apostrophes and can't spell "Bourne." I have pet peeves.

Well, you're not hiring her as an editor. Some of the more interesting and fabulous people I know suck with spelling and grammar. It'd be my loss if I let it stand in the way of friendship and/or romance.


Shir - Sep 06, 2009 12:19:09 pm PDT #22050 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

OK. I have a question which, I believe, is appropriate for Bitches.

From how many people it's an "orgy", and not an "x-some"?


NoiseDesign - Sep 06, 2009 12:28:09 pm PDT #22051 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I've always thought an orgy starts once you pass the foursome mark.


Cashmere - Sep 06, 2009 12:38:37 pm PDT #22052 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I agree with NoiseDesign.


erikaj - Sep 06, 2009 12:40:47 pm PDT #22053 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

JEREMY PIVEN, STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK YOU! (Oh, sorry, just got a look at his "Cupid" and it's brought up some...intense emotions.) But, seriously, if you ever want a non-model(*very* non-model) too-young-for-you shiksa goddess, you need to call me. I can do a Chicago accent...