Mal: Does she understand that? River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Sep 06, 2009 11:23:43 am PDT #22047 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Maybe she's a Jason Bourne fan.

One of her favorite movies is, indeed, The Borne Identity [sic]. Which reminds me of how a previous potential future wife (who is now engaged, according to Facebook) listed Three's A Company as one of her favorite TV shows. Accuracy is just not a priority for some people.

Best of luck with prospective wife!

Thanks. I'm supposed to call her today and report back.


Shir - Sep 06, 2009 12:01:41 pm PDT #22048 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

What this means is that when he finally falls, hard and on his ass, it'll be for a sultry brunette.

IJS.

Good. I don't think I'll look good as blond. Now, gotta work on the sultry. I'll be at the docks, if anyone's looking for me. Looking at the stars.


javachik - Sep 06, 2009 12:13:16 pm PDT #22049 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Unfortunately, she pluralizes with apostrophes and can't spell "Bourne." I have pet peeves.

Well, you're not hiring her as an editor. Some of the more interesting and fabulous people I know suck with spelling and grammar. It'd be my loss if I let it stand in the way of friendship and/or romance.


Shir - Sep 06, 2009 12:19:09 pm PDT #22050 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

OK. I have a question which, I believe, is appropriate for Bitches.

From how many people it's an "orgy", and not an "x-some"?


NoiseDesign - Sep 06, 2009 12:28:09 pm PDT #22051 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I've always thought an orgy starts once you pass the foursome mark.


Cashmere - Sep 06, 2009 12:38:37 pm PDT #22052 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I agree with NoiseDesign.


erikaj - Sep 06, 2009 12:40:47 pm PDT #22053 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

JEREMY PIVEN, STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK YOU! (Oh, sorry, just got a look at his "Cupid" and it's brought up some...intense emotions.) But, seriously, if you ever want a non-model(*very* non-model) too-young-for-you shiksa goddess, you need to call me. I can do a Chicago accent...


Polter-Cow - Sep 06, 2009 12:41:47 pm PDT #22054 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

OK. I have a question which, I believe, is appropriate for Bitches.

From how many people it's an "orgy", and not an "x-some"?

You have some interesting Sunday evening plans, I see.


erikaj - Sep 06, 2009 12:44:36 pm PDT #22055 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I say more than four. Based on nothing but my Virgo taste for quantifying shit.


Hil R. - Sep 06, 2009 12:46:02 pm PDT #22056 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'd also say more than four. Because "fivesome" sounds a bit weird, and "sixsome" just sound ridiculous.