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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Sep 06, 2009 12:13:16 pm PDT #22049 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Unfortunately, she pluralizes with apostrophes and can't spell "Bourne." I have pet peeves.

Well, you're not hiring her as an editor. Some of the more interesting and fabulous people I know suck with spelling and grammar. It'd be my loss if I let it stand in the way of friendship and/or romance.


Shir - Sep 06, 2009 12:19:09 pm PDT #22050 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

OK. I have a question which, I believe, is appropriate for Bitches.

From how many people it's an "orgy", and not an "x-some"?


NoiseDesign - Sep 06, 2009 12:28:09 pm PDT #22051 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I've always thought an orgy starts once you pass the foursome mark.


Cashmere - Sep 06, 2009 12:38:37 pm PDT #22052 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I agree with NoiseDesign.


erikaj - Sep 06, 2009 12:40:47 pm PDT #22053 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

JEREMY PIVEN, STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK YOU! (Oh, sorry, just got a look at his "Cupid" and it's brought up some...intense emotions.) But, seriously, if you ever want a non-model(*very* non-model) too-young-for-you shiksa goddess, you need to call me. I can do a Chicago accent...


Polter-Cow - Sep 06, 2009 12:41:47 pm PDT #22054 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

OK. I have a question which, I believe, is appropriate for Bitches.

From how many people it's an "orgy", and not an "x-some"?

You have some interesting Sunday evening plans, I see.


erikaj - Sep 06, 2009 12:44:36 pm PDT #22055 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I say more than four. Based on nothing but my Virgo taste for quantifying shit.


Hil R. - Sep 06, 2009 12:46:02 pm PDT #22056 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'd also say more than four. Because "fivesome" sounds a bit weird, and "sixsome" just sound ridiculous.


meara - Sep 06, 2009 12:48:38 pm PDT #22057 of 30000

Yes. Because a foursome could just be two couples, and that's not really enough for an orgy. But more than that? Yeahhhh...then it starts getting orgiastic.


Shir - Sep 06, 2009 12:49:04 pm PDT #22058 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

You have some interesting Sunday evening plans, I see.

Alas, I'm just going to sleep. Not as exciting as finding a future bride, I know.

Looking forward seeing all of your answers in the morning, and see how many new spammers I'll have as followers on my Twitter, where I asked this, too.