What this means is that when he finally falls, hard and on his ass, it'll be for a sultry brunette.
IJS.
Good. I don't think I'll look good as blond. Now, gotta work on the sultry. I'll be at the docks, if anyone's looking for me. Looking at the stars.
Unfortunately, she pluralizes with apostrophes and can't spell "Bourne." I have pet peeves.
Well, you're not hiring her as an editor. Some of the more interesting and fabulous people I know suck with spelling and grammar. It'd be my loss if I let it stand in the way of friendship and/or romance.
OK. I have a question which, I believe, is appropriate for Bitches.
From how many people it's an "orgy", and not an "x-some"?
I've always thought an orgy starts once you pass the foursome mark.
I agree with NoiseDesign.
JEREMY PIVEN, STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK YOU!
(Oh, sorry, just got a look at his "Cupid" and it's brought up some...intense emotions.)
But, seriously, if you ever want a non-model(*very* non-model) too-young-for-you shiksa goddess, you need to call me.
I can do a Chicago accent...
OK. I have a question which, I believe, is appropriate for Bitches.
From how many people it's an "orgy", and not an "x-some"?
You have some interesting Sunday evening plans, I see.
I say more than four.
Based on nothing but my Virgo taste for quantifying shit.
I'd also say more than four. Because "fivesome" sounds a bit weird, and "sixsome" just sound ridiculous.
Yes. Because a foursome could just be two couples, and that's not really enough for an orgy. But more than that? Yeahhhh...then it starts getting orgiastic.