The flight has boarded on time and my next stop is LAX. I'm tucked away in seat 4B right now.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
NoiseDesign - Aug 16, 2009 12:12:14 pm PDT #19809 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Barb - Aug 16, 2009 12:15:10 pm PDT #19810 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
In the ongoing saga of my mother and her craziness about my (now late) father.
She organized a memorial Mass held today for my father.
The atheist. Who hated organized religion.
And truthfully, I can't tell you the last time my mother stepped in a church herself.
Of course, she didn't said a word to me about it. My sister called me to tell me about it on her way to the church. First time she's stepped in a Catholic church in YEARS. She was relieved the walls didn't collapse around her.
Apparently the ex-mistress/wife (the one he left my mother for thirty years ago) showed up with their daughter. Both in tight black pants, white shirts, and black bras. My mother, predictably absolutely LOST her mind and told the ex-mistress/wife to get her cheap, trashy ass the fuck out.
In church.
Just needed cheetos and Aqua Net to make it all complete.
And now she comes tomorrow to visit for a week.
God help me.
DebetEsse - Aug 16, 2009 12:22:34 pm PDT #19811 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Clearly, she is not from New Jersey, as she did not flip a table.
javachik - Aug 16, 2009 12:23:56 pm PDT #19812 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Ha! Barb, your momma should so totally star in a "Real Widows of Florida" series on Lifetime.
Barb - Aug 16, 2009 12:25:12 pm PDT #19813 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Ha! Barb, your momma should so totally star in a "Real Widows of Florida" series on Lifetime.
Oh heavens no. Because that would be tacky.
Now, please to pass the crowbar and KY jelly so I can pry my tongue from my cheek.
Aims - Aug 16, 2009 12:27:45 pm PDT #19814 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Barb, insent.
javachik - Aug 16, 2009 12:28:57 pm PDT #19815 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Aims is sending you a crowbar and KY jelly?
Aims - Aug 16, 2009 12:30:12 pm PDT #19816 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I do have both.
WindSparrow - Aug 16, 2009 12:43:52 pm PDT #19817 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Oh, Barb. Your tale of mother ... stuff reminds me that it has been some time since I last actually spoke to mine. Maybe I should call her.
erikaj - Aug 16, 2009 12:47:11 pm PDT #19818 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
heh, I'm reminded of that Rahm-and-mother's day joke.