Ha! Barb, your momma should so totally star in a "Real Widows of Florida" series on Lifetime.
Oh heavens no. Because that would be tacky.
Now, please to pass the crowbar and KY jelly so I can pry my tongue from my cheek.
The girl's not playing with a full deck, Giles. She has almost no deck. She has a three.
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Aug 16, 2009 12:25:12 pm PDT #19813 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Aims - Aug 16, 2009 12:27:45 pm PDT #19814 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Barb, insent.
javachik - Aug 16, 2009 12:28:57 pm PDT #19815 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Aims is sending you a crowbar and KY jelly?
Aims - Aug 16, 2009 12:30:12 pm PDT #19816 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I do have both.
WindSparrow - Aug 16, 2009 12:43:52 pm PDT #19817 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Oh, Barb. Your tale of mother ... stuff reminds me that it has been some time since I last actually spoke to mine. Maybe I should call her.
erikaj - Aug 16, 2009 12:47:11 pm PDT #19818 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
heh, I'm reminded of that Rahm-and-mother's day joke.
DavidS - Aug 16, 2009 12:56:21 pm PDT #19819 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My mother, predictably absolutely LOST her mind and told the ex-mistress/wife to get her cheap, trashy ass the fuck out.
I'm thinking maybe she craves the drama and leveraged the memorial for maximum effect.
Aims - Aug 16, 2009 12:56:33 pm PDT #19820 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I should be in the basement, forcing the Summer 2009 Toy Purge on to my child and husband. Instead, I am eating cake and counting down the hours until Mad Men starts.
Barb - Aug 16, 2009 12:58:00 pm PDT #19821 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I do have both.
Now why does this not surprise me?
::loves on the Empress::
Backflung, babe.
beth b - Aug 16, 2009 1:04:46 pm PDT #19822 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
ok at guitar festival. saw many guitares, heard some good music, lots of geeky sound talk. Dh is in a workshop and I got my lap top so I could just get the pictures off the camera. -- but I found some unsecured wifi...
So I came here instead.
Barb, take heart in the idea that you could never be the person you mom is. She taught you well what not to be.