I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Feb 05, 2009 6:58:26 am PST #160 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Our kittens are on Science Diet and our adult cat is on Wellness. We had the kittens on Wellness kitten food but it was too rich for one of their stomachs. Vet recommended the Science Diet, but we are still a little wary of it after that whole pet food recall debacle. Wellness was a brand not affected by the recall, which is why we switched to it.

Today is feeling suspiciously like a Monday. I stopped at Starbucks but the line was redonkulous so I got back in my car and headed into the office. Now that I'm here, I filled my coffee cup but discovered the coffee is left over from yesterday. Gronk.


Miracleman - Feb 05, 2009 6:58:30 am PST #161 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Hey, Wall Street! Shut the fuck up!


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2009 7:02:31 am PST #162 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Hey, Wall Street! Shut the fuck up!

A snippet:

I may run for president myself on that platform: Vote Miracleman in 2016! Get a job punching Wall Street whiners in the junk!

You got my vote.


Miracleman - Feb 05, 2009 7:03:30 am PST #163 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Okay, so that's one...


Connie Neil - Feb 05, 2009 7:05:39 am PST #164 of 30000
brillig

The kitteh in the video sounded like he was in pain. I think his mouth or teeth got caught.


Sparky1 - Feb 05, 2009 7:09:28 am PST #165 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Sass eats Nature's Variety and gets some kibble, some can, and some of the frozen raw. We tried a number of different foods with her, and this gave us the best (ahem!) end results.

Get a job punching Wall Street whiners in the junk!

So sexist! Some of those whiners are women and don't have the junk to which you refer!


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2009 7:10:09 am PST #166 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Okay, so that's one...

I have disguises. I can vote more than once. (How do you think Obama took Ohio?)

signed,
Trevor Brookstone


Miracleman - Feb 05, 2009 7:10:57 am PST #167 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So sexist! Some of those whiners are women and don't have the junk to which you refer!

Everybody has junk. But you're right...there should be alternatives.

Electrified nipple clamps?


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2009 7:11:15 am PST #168 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

So sexist! Some of those whiners are women and don't have the junk to which you refer!

I don't wanna be punched there! Sure, I don't have balls, but I bet it would still hurt like the [get ready for it] dickens! [see what I did there?]


§ ita § - Feb 05, 2009 7:12:43 am PST #169 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kick 'em in the groin. That hurts both genders.