Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Feb 05, 2009 7:09:28 am PST #165 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Sass eats Nature's Variety and gets some kibble, some can, and some of the frozen raw. We tried a number of different foods with her, and this gave us the best (ahem!) end results.

Get a job punching Wall Street whiners in the junk!

So sexist! Some of those whiners are women and don't have the junk to which you refer!


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2009 7:10:09 am PST #166 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Okay, so that's one...

I have disguises. I can vote more than once. (How do you think Obama took Ohio?)

signed,
Trevor Brookstone


Miracleman - Feb 05, 2009 7:10:57 am PST #167 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So sexist! Some of those whiners are women and don't have the junk to which you refer!

Everybody has junk. But you're right...there should be alternatives.

Electrified nipple clamps?


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2009 7:11:15 am PST #168 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

So sexist! Some of those whiners are women and don't have the junk to which you refer!

I don't wanna be punched there! Sure, I don't have balls, but I bet it would still hurt like the [get ready for it] dickens! [see what I did there?]


§ ita § - Feb 05, 2009 7:12:43 am PST #169 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kick 'em in the groin. That hurts both genders.


Miracleman - Feb 05, 2009 7:13:56 am PST #170 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Kick 'em in the groin. That hurts both genders.

See, okay, and there's testimony from an expert!

A blow to the junkal area works for everyone!


Amy - Feb 05, 2009 7:19:52 am PST #171 of 30000
Because books.

Hey, Sparky, insent.

::BEAMING::


Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2009 7:22:30 am PST #172 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Electrified nipple clamps?

Oh fine, taunt them about the Dominatrix fees they can no longer afford.


juliana - Feb 05, 2009 7:24:19 am PST #173 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I feed my 9-year-old boycat the Purina Indoors Formula, which he loves. He used to turn his nose up at everything else except for tuna water (not the actual tuna, just the water it's packed in), but he's been branching out into human food lately. Like olive tapenade and hummus. To which I say "huh" and then feed him a little bit.


Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2009 7:32:46 am PST #174 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

In addition to Pedigree Dallas also gets to lick the occasional plate or pan. She loves it, it isn't that much people food, and it makes washing up easier (particularly with roasting pans).