So sexist! Some of those whiners are women and don't have the junk to which you refer!
I don't wanna be punched there! Sure, I don't have balls, but I bet it would still hurt like the [get ready for it] dickens! [see what I did there?]
Everyone's getting spanked but me.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Feb 05, 2009 7:11:15 am PST #168 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
§ ita § - Feb 05, 2009 7:12:43 am PST #169 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kick 'em in the groin. That hurts both genders.
Miracleman - Feb 05, 2009 7:13:56 am PST #170 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Kick 'em in the groin. That hurts both genders.
See, okay, and there's testimony from an expert!
A blow to the junkal area works for everyone!
Amy - Feb 05, 2009 7:19:52 am PST #171 of 30000
Because books.
Hey, Sparky, insent.
::BEAMING::
Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2009 7:22:30 am PST #172 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Electrified nipple clamps?
Oh fine, taunt them about the Dominatrix fees they can no longer afford.
juliana - Feb 05, 2009 7:24:19 am PST #173 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I feed my 9-year-old boycat the Purina Indoors Formula, which he loves. He used to turn his nose up at everything else except for tuna water (not the actual tuna, just the water it's packed in), but he's been branching out into human food lately. Like olive tapenade and hummus. To which I say "huh" and then feed him a little bit.
Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2009 7:32:46 am PST #174 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
In addition to Pedigree Dallas also gets to lick the occasional plate or pan. She loves it, it isn't that much people food, and it makes washing up easier (particularly with roasting pans).
omnis_audis - Feb 05, 2009 7:35:49 am PST #175 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
The kitteh in the video sounded like he was in pain. I think his mouth or teeth got caught.Ya, that's why I'm not forwarding it to the gal I'm trying to court, as she is a cat person (like 6 of them), and while it was cute to watch, listening was painful, and I don't want her thinking I like that sound.
Okay, so that's one...You got my vote. Now gimme a button. Keep the punch, I'm not a Wall Street Exec.
Electrified nipple clamps?There may be some that would be a turn on. IJS.
WindSparrow - Feb 05, 2009 7:50:10 am PST #176 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Ok, I just found three of my sister's sons on Facebook. I'm pondering sending them a message that says, don't know if you would feel weird adding me to your flist, but I wanted to let you know I am here.
Toddson - Feb 05, 2009 8:25:50 am PST #177 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
To me the kitteh sounded more indignant ... but I don't have a cat myself, so I may be missing the message.
Our first cat got on the chicken liver diet after the first time we boarded her. We went to the beach for a week and boarded her at a ... well, it wasn't a kennel, but they boarded cats and dogs at their place. We came back and walked into the kitchen/office and saw the woman who ran the place holding our cat on her lap and hand feeding her - with a baby spoon - mashed-up chicken livers. Turned out that she went on a hunger strike when we left her and the ONLY thing she'd eat was the hand-fed chicken livers. Once we got her home she'd reject almost everything else (except the one, expensive, hard to find brand of cat food). Very smart cat.