No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Feb 05, 2009 6:58:30 am PST #161 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Hey, Wall Street! Shut the fuck up!


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2009 7:02:31 am PST #162 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Hey, Wall Street! Shut the fuck up!

A snippet:

I may run for president myself on that platform: Vote Miracleman in 2016! Get a job punching Wall Street whiners in the junk!

You got my vote.


Miracleman - Feb 05, 2009 7:03:30 am PST #163 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Okay, so that's one...


Connie Neil - Feb 05, 2009 7:05:39 am PST #164 of 30000
brillig

The kitteh in the video sounded like he was in pain. I think his mouth or teeth got caught.


Sparky1 - Feb 05, 2009 7:09:28 am PST #165 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Sass eats Nature's Variety and gets some kibble, some can, and some of the frozen raw. We tried a number of different foods with her, and this gave us the best (ahem!) end results.

Get a job punching Wall Street whiners in the junk!

So sexist! Some of those whiners are women and don't have the junk to which you refer!


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2009 7:10:09 am PST #166 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Okay, so that's one...

I have disguises. I can vote more than once. (How do you think Obama took Ohio?)

signed,
Trevor Brookstone


Miracleman - Feb 05, 2009 7:10:57 am PST #167 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So sexist! Some of those whiners are women and don't have the junk to which you refer!

Everybody has junk. But you're right...there should be alternatives.

Electrified nipple clamps?


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2009 7:11:15 am PST #168 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

So sexist! Some of those whiners are women and don't have the junk to which you refer!

I don't wanna be punched there! Sure, I don't have balls, but I bet it would still hurt like the [get ready for it] dickens! [see what I did there?]


§ ita § - Feb 05, 2009 7:12:43 am PST #169 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kick 'em in the groin. That hurts both genders.


Miracleman - Feb 05, 2009 7:13:56 am PST #170 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Kick 'em in the groin. That hurts both genders.

See, okay, and there's testimony from an expert!

A blow to the junkal area works for everyone!