Greatest Corporate Press Release in the History of Civilization
“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone's CEO.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Jul 20, 2009 7:31:23 am PDT #29903 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:34:59 am PDT #29904 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Greatest Corporate Press Release in the History of Civilization
Heh.
::admires new tagline::
Jessica - Jul 20, 2009 7:40:22 am PDT #29905 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone's CEO.
Yeah, and I'm sure "kill all humans" wasn't in the original corporate mission statement for Skynet either. The point is YOU ARE BUILDING AN ARMY OF FLESH-EATING ROBOTS AND THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. Jeez, people! Have you never seen even one post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie??
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:44:02 am PDT #29906 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, but the point is they mean well.
Cashmere - Jul 20, 2009 7:45:21 am PDT #29907 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Aaaaand my conservative classmate is comparing Sarah Palin's resignation speech to Obama speaking without a teleprompter. Really? Is that important? Is it more important than this moron trying to put herself a heartbeat away from the presidency?
Jessica - Jul 20, 2009 7:45:43 am PDT #29908 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
And I'm sure that will be a great comfort to the survivors of the robot zombie apocalypse.
Polter-Cow - Jul 20, 2009 7:46:24 am PDT #29909 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Have you never seen even one post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie??
Clearly, we need more pre-apocalyptic sci-fi movies to make the point. Or pre-apocalyptic sci-fi TV shows like The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Trudy Booth - Jul 20, 2009 7:46:36 am PDT #29910 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Well, hey, if its not their mission that's fine. It's not like their working their way toward being the evil overlords of a flesh-eating robot army.
Because, of course, if they WERE they'd just say so.
Trudy Booth - Jul 20, 2009 7:47:08 am PDT #29911 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aaaaand my conservative classmate is comparing Sarah Palin's resignation speech to Obama speaking without a teleprompter. Really? Is that important? Is it more important than this moron trying to put herself a heartbeat away from the presidency?
She DID have a teleprompter.
Cashmere - Jul 20, 2009 7:49:39 am PDT #29912 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
She DID have a teleprompter.
And a journalism degree!