Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 6:23:02 am PDT #29893 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 6:26:29 am PDT #29894 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Red Pandas Adopted by Farmer’s Dog
When rare red pandas in China were abandoned by their mother, zookeepers looked high and low for a wet nurse. The farmer’s dog pictured was one of three candidates for the wet nurse position.
Jessica - Jul 20, 2009 6:47:04 am PDT #29895 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think this may be my favorite There I Fixed It entry of all time.
(SFW at first, but look closer...)
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 20, 2009 6:54:14 am PDT #29896 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
(SFW at first, but look closer...)
Hee. Took me five minutes of staring to figure that out.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 20, 2009 7:05:56 am PDT #29897 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Too many jokes... can't choose...
Ouise - Jul 20, 2009 7:06:37 am PDT #29898 of 30000
Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:20:48 am PDT #29899 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am such a geek... because I want this: [link]
Everyone needs to keep a flashlight handy, so why not make yours an awesome Star Wars flashlight? This replica of Darth Vader's lightsaber won't slice off any appendages, but it will cut through the night with four LEDs. The red light helps maintain your night vision too.
The flashlight will only set you back $25. Not too bad a price to get in touch with the dark side. It uses 3 AAA batteries.
The best part? It comes complete with lightsaber sound effects. As if you weren't going to make them yourself if it didn't.
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:25:35 am PDT #29900 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Amy - Jul 20, 2009 7:28:06 am PDT #29901 of 30000
Because books.
That cat video from Ouise's link was more disturbing than the Sprite ad somehow.
brenda m - Jul 20, 2009 7:30:32 am PDT #29902 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It even has the sound effects? Crap. I'm not even a Star Wars geek and I may have to buy that.