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Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam

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Jessica - Jul 20, 2009 7:40:22 am PDT #29905 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone's CEO.

Yeah, and I'm sure "kill all humans" wasn't in the original corporate mission statement for Skynet either. The point is YOU ARE BUILDING AN ARMY OF FLESH-EATING ROBOTS AND THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. Jeez, people! Have you never seen even one post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie??

tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:44:02 am PDT #29906 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, but the point is they mean well.

Cashmere - Jul 20, 2009 7:45:21 am PDT #29907 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Aaaaand my conservative classmate is comparing Sarah Palin's resignation speech to Obama speaking without a teleprompter. Really? Is that important? Is it more important than this moron trying to put herself a heartbeat away from the presidency?

Jessica - Jul 20, 2009 7:45:43 am PDT #29908 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And I'm sure that will be a great comfort to the survivors of the robot zombie apocalypse.

Polter-Cow - Jul 20, 2009 7:46:24 am PDT #29909 of 30000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Have you never seen even one post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie??

Clearly, we need more pre-apocalyptic sci-fi movies to make the point. Or pre-apocalyptic sci-fi TV shows like The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Trudy Booth - Jul 20, 2009 7:46:36 am PDT #29910 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Well, hey, if its not their mission that's fine. It's not like their working their way toward being the evil overlords of a flesh-eating robot army.

Because, of course, if they WERE they'd just say so.

Trudy Booth - Jul 20, 2009 7:47:08 am PDT #29911 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aaaaand my conservative classmate is comparing Sarah Palin's resignation speech to Obama speaking without a teleprompter. Really? Is that important? Is it more important than this moron trying to put herself a heartbeat away from the presidency?

She DID have a teleprompter.

Cashmere - Jul 20, 2009 7:49:39 am PDT #29912 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

She DID have a teleprompter.

And a journalism degree!

-t - Jul 20, 2009 7:54:43 am PDT #29913 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, come on, you guys. Terminator has taught us all to be wary of killer robots with glowing red eyes, yes, but these robots have glowing GREEN eyes. They're fine.

Theodosia - Jul 20, 2009 7:56:01 am PDT #29914 of 30000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I say that when she can snatch a fly out of the air, she's qualified to be president, not before.

It's at least as good a metric as the conservative classmate proposes.

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